##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Because in Australia it's eat or be eaten

 

 

What happened to the first 6 ups?

[notsmokinjo]

She Jillar... you now we aren't supposed to talk about those.... the poor dead taste testers... 3rd time was clearly not the #up charm.

 

If you tried to can can and failed would you call it a can't can't?

[jillar]

No, you would call it a can't can

 

Do witches have spell checkers?

[notsmokinjo]

Yep...they are called test subjects... its nearly as dodgy as being a #up taste tester, but the things people will do for a buck hey, no arguing with stupid.

 

If the internet has no bridges why does it have so many trolls??

 

 

Edited September 12, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Oh but the internet does have bridges, they're just invisible like the trolls

 

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of bald men?

Edited September 13, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Hey Shane, what's it say on your license?

 

Why does it say what hair colour you have on your license for, don't they just look at the picture?

[jillar]

They ask that because asking if the carpet matches the drapes would lead to lawsuits

 

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

[notsmokinjo]

Because some people believe you can drive a car from Australia to America so why not the Islands to the Mainland?

^{("How long does it take to drive from Australia" is a question my brother, who was on a driving holiday across the US was asked at least once every 2 days.... the only other question he was asked more was how long he had to learn American to speak it so well?)}

 

When @reciprocity catches a plane does that mean pigs are flying and I can collect on all those things I am waiting on?

[Reciprocity]

9 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

When @reciprocity catches a plane does that mean pigs are flying and I can collect on all those things I am waiting on?

 

I would say .............. YES!!

 

Can you start a fire without a match or lighter?

Edited September 18, 2018 by reciprocity

[notsmokinjo]

Just now, reciprocity said:

 

I would say .............. YES!!

 

 

but you need to ask a question... don't end the game.....

[jillar]

Obviously you were not the Canadian equivalent of a boy scout @reciprocity because if you were one you would have learned there are many ways to start a fire without a lighter or match.  Or you could just watch an episode of Naked and Afraid

 

How do they get a deer to cross at the yellow road sign?

[notsmokinjo]

Um...the signs emit a frequency only heard by the deer and it communicates specific crossing instructions.

[Sslip]

5 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

but you need to ask a question... don't end the game.....

Heal thyself physician? 

[notsmokinjo]

Why don't you swerve to avoid a roo on the road?

[jillar]

Because it's much more polite to stop and offer him a ride

 

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

[notsmokinjo]

It charges you penalty rates for the overtime.

 

Why is it uncouth to call bacon and eggs Bum Nuts and Babe??. 

[jillar]

Hey if you're cooking it you can call it anything you want

 

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

[notsmokinjo]

unfurnished.

 

Why is a banana a herb and not a fruit?

[notsmokinjo]

28th September = International Ask A Stupid Quesiton Day .... so my last question has remained unanswered for over a week... lets give a new question a whirl.

 

What Elvis song should be on all Wurlitzer Juke Boxes?

[jillar]

All of them!  And I didn't answer your above question because I forgot lol but no one(but you) thinks a banana is a herb lol

 

What flavor jelly are jellyfish made of?

[notsmokinjo]

Poison flavour....neurotoxins and poisonous acid... that's the flavour of jellyfish...

 

(Um... jillar... just me and the science community, especially those pesky horticulturists... )

 

Why are pizza shape biscuits not pizza shaped?

 

Visual aid for the non-Aussies... just realised they might be an Aussie thing....

 

[Sslip]

Because Baccus Marsh Arthur owns the diamond cut trade mark and there was too much wastage with discs. The bees know their shit and Arnotts have ripped them off without even an acknowledgement. 

 

Are bees cooler than lions? 

[notsmokinjo]

Dunno, a Bee can sting you once but then it dies that is a pretty decent level of commitment to the cause so yep Bees win.

 

Would you rather be a Pig or a Lion?

[Sslip]

I've tried being a pig, I just got fat, let's say Lion (like the one in wizard of oz)

 

Is the wizard local to Jo?

[notsmokinjo]

^^^Quantity over quality, typical male.

 

Nope.... I thought so when he was as a kid but he must be hiding real well, can't even find a frickin yellow brick road and believe me I looked, and looked and looked.

 

Why did the little pig go to market?