##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Chances are you need more lessons, preferably on a toy washer first

 

Why isn't a dryer just called a dry?

[Sslip]

I call mine Nigel after the politician because it's full of hot air. It means I can also get away with kicking Nigel when I'm pissed off. 

 

Where have all the Nigels gone? 

[notsmokinjo]

I think their hanging out with all the Bruces and male Kyms

 

Why do Hasselbach potatos always sound so good but never work out and yet every couple of years I try them again?

[jillar]

Because you're a gluten for punishment

 

Why do people put lost posters on street light poles, how's the animal suppose to see it?

[notsmokinjo]

Don't you read the graffiti while you use the public toilets

 

Does anyone every ring the Call #### for a good time?

 

 

[jillar]

I hope so otherwise I wasted a lot of time putting my brothers wife's number everywhere

 

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

[Sslip]

Can a woman keep her mouth zipped? 

 

What else can't be zipped?

[notsmokinjo]

Levy 501 red tabs with a button fly.

 

Why is white chocolate so sweet?

[Sslip]

Because that's the way I like it uh huh

 

Why aren't you sweet like white chocolate?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos its not juicy like pineapple.

 

So due to gravity we shrink as we age.... does that mean short people can go back to shopping in the kids section?

[Sslip]

Doreen, you're right, Jo is spying on you!

 

If blondes have more fun, we isn't bleach more expensive?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos its also the only thing known to kill the AIDs virus... it will just also kill the person if you inject it into there body...... so breaking it down it needs to be cheap as the alternative cleaning products for the medical industry or lack there of would place too much of a financial burden on our health system and make them even less viable than they already are. So the bottle blondes get to piggy back on the necessity of many.

 

Why would you put something that smelt like bleach or ammonium anywhere near you hair?

[jillar]

Because it's not going to walk there on its own....

 

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

[notsmokinjo]

Nope Apple pies... itty bitty little uns.

 

Why is it bad luck to be superstitious?

[jillar]

It isn't bad luck to be superstitious. The bad luck comes from not following the rules of the particular superstition.

 

Are only virgins allowed in the Virgin Islands?

[notsmokinjo]

Yes.... so we can just cross that destination off our bucket lists.

 

Are you only allowed to eat bacon & eggs when you visit Eggs & Bacon Bay?

[jillar]

As long as you eat bacon and eggs and not eggs and bacon you're fine and can keep eating it to your hearts content

 

Why do they call the little candy bars fun size, wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

[notsmokinjo]

They are fun because you can eat lots of different ones at the same time but if you ate lots of the different big ones at the same time you would get sick.

 

Why is Scotland Yard in England?

[Sslip]

Because the name Scotland 36 inches was too much of a mouthful. 

 

Why would anyone want to square the circle? 

[jillar]

Some people are still under the belief that it's hip to be square

 

Where do they get pure spring water in the other three seasons?

[notsmokinjo]

Nowhere, its a seasonal harvest, they just store it in giant water towers to use throughout the rest of the year.

 

What flavour is a cake walk?

[jillar]

It's kinda a mixture of rubber and dirt

 

How much milk is there in the Milky Way?

Edited September 11, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

Not sure, but there's a glass and a half in dairy milk and I'd bet similar in a galaxy. 

 

Why do adverts permeate the brain so much? 

[jillar]

Too much free space between the ears

 

What is the speed of dark?

[notsmokinjo]

d = (2l x -1)²

Where d = the speed of dark and l = the speed of light

 

Why is Australia the only country that farms and eats the animals on its coat of arms?