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i think australia and nz should be the 5th and 6th countries of the uk under the reign of Her Majesty the Queen (gawd bless her)maybe we should let the US rejoin the Brits the queens a more stable hea

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That only applies to those 40 and younger. Above that and there's no time for trying    Who was the genius who figured out racecar spelled backward is still racecar?

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I think its that weird grin you always have on your face   If you mated a bulldog and a shitzu would it be called a bullshit?

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Well I blame the bloody wasps.. They go about stinging anything that moves with their manky stingers that they have stuck in so many places you really don't want to know.... Then in their final act of destructiveness, normally around September time.... They all take those manky stingers and sting the poor wee unsespecting rats who were going along minding their own bees wax... The combination of all those manky stingers stinging the poor wee rat causes the plague virus to be born again... Then the fleas bite the rats cos blood is blood and they ain't fussy anyhoo then the fleas hop a ride with the dug and when they get hungry...... well you know the rest of the story.. and it ends with burning down London...!!

 

How's that for an explanation.. ?

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They don't hope they hop.. Am I being too judgy..? maybe fleas do hope too..!!
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^^^My neighbour says the same thing ...You got the crabs too then Slippy? 

 

I'm not pointing and elbows but jillars looking good for it..  cos she's  being offy quiet..... Just sayin?

 

Why can't I think of a funny question..?

 

 

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16 hours ago, jillar said:

If it doesn't look like a goat why is it called a goatee?

 

I bet you were really disappointed when you eventually saw a picture of a cockatoo

 

8 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Who thought of stick on pimples to pop and why are people buying them?

 

I get them just in the hope of getting asked for ID one last time when I buy alcohol ?

 

Why did my bloody washing machine break just after I learned to use it?

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