##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Wee fluffy me]

I can ride my bike with no helmet. How does that sound...

 

 

Why are wasps on this planet..?

 

No, just

 

Why are wasps...?

Edited August 13, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

Well how else would we predict the score in ODI or T20 matches with out using the WASP formula... and who else would be called WASPish /prepy names like Digby, Bunny & Yates????

 

Are octopus prehistoric seas spiders that never made it to land?

 

 

[Sslip]

No they are aliens waiting for the right moment to take over the world. 

 

Anyone else been abducted by aliens? 

[Wee fluffy me]

 

24 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well how else would we predict the score in ODI or T20 matches with out using the WASP formula... and who else would be called WASPish /prepy names like Digby, Bunny & Yates????

 

All I read there was... blah... blah...blah...blah...

 

Me.. why you askin.. did they give you supersonic hearing...have you heard my implant bleeping... ?????????????

 

 

Has anybody else seen Jo's tiny toes..? Did the aliens shrinkray them?

[notsmokinjo]

Do you think I maybe shrunk them sucking on them as a kid?

 

Do my tiny toes and my huge feet make me a freak?

[Sslip]

Not at all flipper 

 

Should I say hello to my mum on her birthday? 

[notsmokinjo]

You don't strike me as an ungrateful brat Sslip, she gave you life and many laughs, be a good lad now and give her a cheerio.

 

Are Cheerios called cheerios because its how you say hello to the day?

[jillar]

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say Happy Birthday?

 

Do you think jo bit off half her toes sucking on them as a baby??

[notsmokinjo]

Yeah-nah, I was always a sucker not a biter.

 

Which is more freaky teeny tiny toes or no ear lobes?

[Wee fluffy me]

Well obviously no ear lobes cos then you have nothing to strum and twizzle...!!

 

 

Who's with me.?

 

 

 

 

 

[Sslip]

Are you picking a fight with the freaky lobeless? 

 

How do I get these splinters out my arse? 

[notsmokinjo]

Stop sittin on the flippin fence.

 

Should the lobeless miss having something to twizzle?

[Sslip]

They should feel deprived but can't really miss what they never had. 

 

Can you tell us whether it is something you miss @notsmokinjo? 

[notsmokinjo]

no lobes looks like this:

[notsmokinjo]

it limits earring options and peoples pick on you a lot and say they are doll ears... but can still fiddle with em if ya want, just not sure why ya would.

 

Is it normal to use scented distilled water in ya iron?

[Sslip]

Yes it means the smell isn't quite as bad when I fart

 

Why would anyone just use tap water in their iron?

[notsmokinjo]

because they don't read the instructions that say "distilled water only"

 

Why are pleats such a pain in the arse to iron?

[jillar]

Because pleats went out of style in 1950

 

There's instructions for an iron?

[Sslip]

If you're left handed you're advised to never use an iron, as it could be dangerous trying to follow all the instructions back to front. 

 

What's the best excuse you can come up with? 

[Wee fluffy me]

4 hours ago, Sslip said:

If you're left handed you're advised to never use an iron, as it could be dangerous trying to follow all the instructions back to front. 

 

Shoot.. no wonder my iron broke then..!!

 

4 hours ago, Sslip said:

What's the best excuse you can come up with? 

 

A spaceman came traveling and zapped me from afar..

 

 

What's your best excuse..?

 

 

 

[Sslip]

I was going to do it but a localised gravity pocket prevented me from getting off my arse. 

 

Can you believe that? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Damn that's a good one ... 

 

Do you work for NASA..?

[Sslip]

Yes I work in the PR department of Never Ask Sticks Anything. 

 

Can we leave you to get on with the important stuff? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Of course you can... I'll just get my unicorn and be right with you...

 

 

Why is it still bloody raining..?

[Sslip]

Do you think the sky above Scotland just has leaks?

 

Is all the rain why there is so many Macs in Scotland?