##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[skillfulabbot]

The sun will come out tomorrow!

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[Sazerac]

none because you are not going to have one

 

Do slugs negotiate when to hang out on my kitchen floor so I will step on them in the dark ?

[Doreensfree]

They get lonely....

 

Why did the flowers in my hanging basket die...as soon as my neighbour said...mmm I see you've tried to make a basket

[Sazerac]

Because she poisoned your flowers with her poison tongue.

 

Why won't my washer repairman show up ?

[Doreensfree]

Because he's lost his spanner...

 

Why does it take me forever to peel a easy peel tangerine..

[skillfulabbot]

because your holding it the wrong way, 'orange' you?

 

[that's my answer and next question, too]

[Sazerac]

(are the pun police on duty ? )  :P

 

It's a tangerine, fgs, that hasn't been trained to peel itself. Orange you glad you asked ?

 

 

When will my expectations about things get closer to reality ?

[Doreensfree]

What's reality ?....ask me another...

Why are my toe nails..the furthest away...

[Sazerac]

toenails shouldn't be far away.  It's all about position. If your legs are not behind your ears where they belong....well......might be quite a reach.

 

more rhetoric...will my fix-it guy actually fix it today ?

[Doreensfree]

If he doesn't...I'll come do it for you...

 

Will Ted ever let me through the empty Amazon box away.?

[Sazerac]

Only when you decide to make the decision for him.

 

Is it a sign of mental health that I am so darn happy doing laundry ? or not ?

[Doreensfree]

Yes unless your mopping the floor at the Same time...

 

Will I ever stop needing my big girl panties ?

[Sazerac]

yes, you won't need big girl panties when we are all gone to The Upper Room or wherever. Not a comforting thought, I'm afraid.

 

why won't these beautiful shrimp peel themselves ?

[Doreensfree]

Because that would be stripping..and they are shy..

 

Is there a thing called the sun ?...

[Sazerac]

yes, it shines all day on good little boys and girls  :P

 

why don't people act right ?

[Doreensfree]

Because they are all left.!!!

 

 

Will my bush be trimmed this week ?

[Sazerac]

No,  your Bush will just get shaggier and shaggier and shaggier until it trips you up and that will be sad.

 

Do I have Malaria, Dengue Fever or, do I just need a nap ?

[Evelyn]

Hmm, maybe excitement fever :P

 

Where did my pinda go?

[Sazerac]

Pinda went to be with all the other lost pindas.  

 

What is a pinda ?

[Doreensfree]

It's a posh way of saying panda...

 

Woke up this morning with werrzel gummage hair.can this be sexy look...

[jillar]

Only if you put a bag over your head lol

 

Why do roly polys eat dog poop?

[Sslip]

Who else would want it?

 

Is it still okay to roll down a hill once you're over 20?

[jillar]

As long as you're not worried about getting back up!

 

Do good fences REALLY make good neighbors?

[Sslip]

No that's age - you need neighbours who can't be mischevious any more.

 

If the highest pizza delivery on land was to mt kilimanjaro, does that mean mt kilimanjaro is in california?

[notsmokinjo]

Don't know but I bet it was diamond cut.

 

Do the sticks have a secret pact to continuously play flippin chicks n sticks tennis with me cos I'm a drongo who jus keeps freakin postin pointlessly?