##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

4 minutes ago, Sslip said:

No you fart a hole in your own sheets like I have to. 

 

What's coming out of your bum to put a hole in the sheets? 

 

[jillar]

Compressed air from what I can tell

 

How can I tell which sock goes on which foot?

Edited August 3, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

This is what Eeny Meeny Miny Moe was designed for, with the benefit in the instance of socks it always gets it right. Don't try it with gloves.

 

When will New Zealand ever drop the New prefix, they're not kidding any one with this marketing ploy?

[notsmokinjo]

just call it Aotearoa.

 

Why would they want to call a country Angryland?

[Sslip]

I couldn't explain it unless, it is a land of hot tempered red heads.

 

Know ye of such a place?

[notsmokinjo]

There might be and I think they have podium pants to be sure.

 

Don't ya just love the O'Donovan Brothers?

[jillar]

 

 

 

It's hard to love someone i dont know

 

 

Are there any undiscovered islands left in the world?

[Sslip]

Yes, head due west and the first one you come to is yours.

 

Who would want to be king for a day?

[notsmokinjo]

A male.

 

Why ask someone if they are alright when everyone is half left?

[Sslip]

Everyone knows that southpaws are freaky creatures and wrong though.

 

If the numbers aren't balanced is it okay to bat for the other side?

[notsmokinjo]

If that's what floats ya boat of course it is.

 

Which direction is a question pointed?

[Sslip]

If its a pointed question the discussion is going south

 

Do you get my drift?

Edited August 4, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

nope, i'm too far south.

 

what it the it we hop to?

[Sslip]

Scotch I think. I'll let you know when I can properly remember.

 

When records used to be released didn't they just smash on the floor?

[jillar]

Only the bad ones

 

Is it possible to feel like a sandwich?

 

PS. I'm a southpaw!

[Sslip]

Yeah, my family think I'm made of dough and I can be a bit cheesy. 

 

(and on the southpaw thing, I think therapy over a couple of decades can fix that for you. Just kidding you know I love you and your freaky southpaw ways really 

) 

 

What could be easier than this? 

[notsmokinjo]

that

 

Why would you bang your head against a brick wall?

 

(Molly Dookers are great... make awesome batsmen)

[jillar]

Because a wooden wall isn't available

 

Do logs sleep?

[notsmokinjo]

only if brown foxes jump over them.

 

Why are mad dogs and englishmen the same?

[jillar]

They both have good sniffers

 

Why does my kitchen sink growl every time I put food down the drain?

[notsmokinjo]

because drains are for water not food.

 

why is jillar putting food down the drain?

[jillar]

Because the drain likes it better than hubby!

(I don't really put food down the drain but we do have a garbage disposal if some does go down)

 

Who's fooling who?

 

 

Edited August 6, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

^^^ Yor answer is a relief, I was fearful that you kept hubby in the garbage disposal and that's how you feed him

 

The answer to that is OJ Simpson and Nobody at all.

 

Isn't it good when people can work hand in glove?

Edited August 6, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

Yes, especially when they are surgeons.

 

Do tree surgeons need to observe sterile procedures?

[jillar]

Only when grafting

 

If skateboards cost $99.00 what should a head of cabbage cost?