##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

If you're anything like me I have to sink or swim because the only thing that floats is my head 

 

How does gooky get between your toes if you're wearing shoes and socks?

[Sslip]

^^^ I think the only thing that needs to float is your head unless it somehow becomes separated from your body

 

You may want to revisit that habit of sniffing your socks, because the only explanation I can think of is there is a two way exchange going on there

 

Do you get the same problem if you wear thongs?

[jillar]

No, I have never had toe gooky in my thong underwear

 

Can you get a refund on free?

[Sslip]

^^^ What kind of gooky have you had in your ...  Forget I nearly asked

 

You can if it's a lunch that gives you food poisioning. Although returning the goods may not be pleasant.

 

Do Russian's call Russian Roulette, simply Roulette and if so what do they play in casinos?

Edited August 1, 2018 by Sslip

[jillar]

Banjos. They play banjos in casinos

 

Why can't I use a five dollar casino chip at 7-11?

[Sslip]

Because it's possible to buy $5 casino chips for a penny each

 

(Still trying to get over banjo's )

 

Am I dizzy because the earth is spinning so fast?

[notsmokinjo]

Nope... because there is some physics law that explains it but its a nope... your probably just old and tired.

 

Why is it that when I need to sleep I can't?

[jillar]

Your biological clock is set on PST try changing it to your time zone.

 

If two days from tomorrow is yesterday what is two days from yesterday?

[notsmokinjo]

Sunday 29th August.

 

Why would you not try and be happy with the hand you have been dealt?

 

[Sslip]

When your cards are marked. 

 

What's the price for freedom? 

[notsmokinjo]

willpower.

 

 

How do you know its the longest day?

[jillar]

Because it doesn't end

 

Does a person with two left feet have to buy two left shoes?

[Sslip]

I haven't yet had to, so probably not obligatory.

 

Is the two left feet why Ultravox were dancing with tears in their eyes?

[jillar]

No, they were crying because they weren't wearing left shoes and their feet hurt

 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

[Sslip]

Only if the other personalities are not there of their own free will

 

Is it only fools that fall in love?

[jillar]

Yes

 

Why do people take their fleas to market?

[notsmokinjo]

Because there elephants wont fit in the car.

 

Why can't we have a pill to protect us from ear worms?

[Sslip]

The best things in life are free

 

How's those ear worms coming along?

[jillar]

You'll have to speak up, I can barely hear you!

 

If aliens are the superior species why do they want to abduct us? 

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Cos we're sexy and they know it.

 

Why am I too sexy for my shirt?

[Sslip]

Because I'm Fred and I said so

 

Do you become an alien if you're too sexy for any city on earth?

[jillar]

Yes, that's why no one has ever seen an alien

 

Where do Eskimos live in the summer?

[Sslip]

They're migratory beings and head south for a constant supply of cold. Apart from the teenagers who go partying large in Magaluf.

 

How strange would it be to experience 50F as your idea of a heatwave?

[jillar]

About as strange as a bucket full of steam

 

Is it possible to fart a hole in your sheets?

[Sslip]

No you fart a hole in your own sheets like I have to. 

 

What's coming out of your bum to put a hole in the sheets?