##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

because they have the power to control everything so they just make the rules to suit themselves and their cronies. 

 

Why would Aunty Mary teach her canary and duck how to fry eggs?

[Sslip]

To teach the little shits just how lucky they are to have hatched and count their blessings.

 

Where do you get a job as a pheasant plucker?

[notsmokinjo]

At the pheasant plucking processing plant.

 

How much money could you make selling sea shells by the sea shore when a punter could just go for a walk and pick something up?

[Sslip]

Plenty, because my shells would be special shells, just like the special (not yelloe) snow I sell to eskimos.

 

Why does he who laughs last laughs the longest?

[notsmokinjo]

beacause there is no one to laugh after him so he can laugh as long as he wants.

 

Why did the tomcat have a pancake stuck to hi bum?

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

He didn't cos the monkey did.. 

 

 

Why were the 3 mice blind..?

[jillar]

So they didn't have to see each others tails get cut off with that butcher knife

 

I just got new shoe laces. How do I know which one is for the right shoe and which is for the left?  

[notsmokinjo]

Now sweetie, put the shoelaces down, and go get a nice safe air of thongs (FLIP FLOPS) ... then you'll never have to learn the difference between a left and right lace.... if your tootsies are cold there are these awesome things called boots... they come as slip on, elastic sided or with a zip....no need for confusing laces. Your welcome.

 

Are flat earthers a practicle joke?

[jillar]

Of course it's a joke. Everyone knows the earth is square!

 

Do married people really live longer than single people or does it just seem longer?

[Sslip]

You are allocated a portion of happiness the day you are born and once it is all used up you die. Marriage slows the consumption. Kids bring it to a full stop.

 

Yeah you live longer.

 

Is that Ironic or do we not want to go there?

[Wee fluffy me]

^^^ genius total genius..

 

No way I can match that one...

[jillar]

Let's not go there. I don't have kids so I've probably used up my portion already

 

Now where were we going?

[Wee fluffy me]

We were following the yellow brick road...

 

 

Will Oz be all its cracked up to be ?

[notsmokinjo]

Aus will blow your mind and rock your world as long as nothing kills you.

 

Did I get the wrong Aus?

[Wee fluffy me]

I don't know Jo, I'm really crap at geography and don't know my ar*e from my elbow...!!

 

 

Do you think we should ask Dorothy...?

 

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

She's too busy eating all mum's roses.

 

why would you take the shirt off someones back?

[Wee fluffy me]

Who said I did..??  That's a nasty lie..!!!!

 

(Keep this on the hush hush Jo but between you and me I loved the shirt it had purple unicorns on it and I wanted it so I took it but I was wearing a whodunit bunnit so nobody knows it was me..)

 

 

 

What happens if the shoe fits..?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

you wear it of course.

 

Why is it always in the last place you look?

[Sslip]

Bono says he still hasn't found what he's looking for

 

Why is Bono so slow then?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Don't cha tink its de Oirish, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.

 

If its a long way to Tipperary why would you go?

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[Sslip]

It has to be because of the sweetest girl I know

 

350 miles isn't really all that far is it?

[jillar]

No, but 351 miles is.

 

If there's no stupid questions, only stupid people does that mean a stupid person could ask a smart question? 

[Sslip]

Wow that's an unexpectedly smart question. 

 

To be or not to be? 

[JackiMac]

It's because it comes before C

 

why does the I have to come before the E (I can't believe these games are still going!)

[notsmokinjo]

cos I is way more important than 'e is.

 

Why does it have to be sink or swim, can't you just choose to float?