##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Too much cakky in it

 

My cat keeps staring at me. Should I be worried?

[notsmokinjo]

Only if it starts licking its lips.

 

 

Why are cats so wierd?

[jillar]

They get it from their people

 

How boring is golf?

[notsmokinjo]

Stupidest reason on earth to take a long arse boring walk... see that wall I just painted lets watch it dry, way more entertaining with the subtle colour changes as the moisture evaporates during the drying process, there are also some chemical interactions with the oxygen in the air we can discuss.  <--- see paint drying, way more interesting than golf.

 

So why doesn't a watched pot boil?

[jillar]

Because you're suppose to be watching the water in the pot not the pot. The pot will never boil

 

How many people lost money betting that The sun will come out tomorrow?

[notsmokinjo]

Heaps cos a cute little ranga told 'em it was a sure bet and they bought into her evil ranga plan and then bet the farm not realisin that tomorrow never comes.

 

Why doesn't tomorrow ever come?

 

(suspect two English gents who are really teenage boys are gunna be spewin they missed this one)

[jillar]

I'll tell you tomorrow

 

Is a present a gift or is a gift a present?

[notsmokinjo]

Presents... yes please... and its not even my birthday,  I like, well vegemite and pineapples....and sticks of the day

 

What's the best present you ever gave?

[jillar]

My virginity

 

Should I have put a bow on it?

[notsmokinjo]

Dunno about a bow but I bet ya still have the box it came in.

 

 

How come some big packages only give a little bit of joy?

[jillar]

They're not trying hard enough. 

 

If I think outside the box why was I in the box?

[notsmokinjo]

Safety reasons.

 

 

Why are the boxes on the hill side and why are they made from ticky tacky?

[jillar]

 

Because a ball would just roll down and they're made from ticky tacky because tacky ticky didn't sticky

 

Why does a big toe look like a thumb?

Edited June 7, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Evolution

 

What's monkey business?

[Sslip]

That's between me and my family

 

Whete is the love? 

[notsmokinjo]

The Love is all around.

 

How does the love grow?

[jillar]

With sugar and spice and everything nice, oh wait that's a garden

 

How DOES the love grow?

[notsmokinjo]

Wherever Rosemary goes.

 

Why is it rosemary for remembrance and not forget-me-nots?

 

 

[Sslip]

Who said that? 

 

If my world was turned upside down would I be living in Oz? 

[jillar]

No silly you'd be living in China

 

Which foot is the wrong foot?

[Sslip]

The foot you place forward when at the edge of a cliff. 

 

Is there any fall that is not a freefall? 

[jillar]

Yes, a rigged boxing fight or a lawsuit caused by a fall can result in a lucrative fall that's anything but free

 

Do they call it a pew because of the people sitting next to you?

Edited June 17, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

When its 30 degrees C at 9am mass they do.

 

How come they call it blue blood when its still red?

 

 

 

 

[jillar]

Its to set the pompous assholes apart from us awesome people

 

How come some poopie sinks and some floats?

 

[Sslip]

If they float burn them! 

 

Aren't the old ways the best?