##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

The Four Foils.

 

Did they really write the songs the made the whole world sing?? The whole world??

[Sslip]

Yes they did and that song was happy birthday and it is mandatory for everyone in the world to know it, along with some of the higher order primates.

 

If the answer is blowin in the wind what was the question?

[jillar]

The question rolled away in a tumble weed 

 

Why are black cats considered unlucky?

 

[Sslip]

My one was unlucky because it got run over by a car ... twice.

 

Should you really do that?

[jillar]

No but I'm going to anyway 

 

Why doesn't the word dictionary in the dictionary not just say "this"?

[notsmokinjo]

Because some people might not know what this is.

 

In a uni (college) psych exam if the question asked you to define courage and you wrote "This" should that answer get full points?

[jillar]

No you should not because "this" is the definition of dictionary. 

 

Why's that lady on judge judy not getting it?

[despair not]

Maybe she doesn't like "It"

 

How often do you like "It" ?

[Wee fluffy me]

I don't at all "It"  cos "it" scared the bejezus outta me....

 

 

How many eggs does "it" take to make an omelette ?

[despair not]

At least one broken one.

 

What lies Beneath ?

 

 

[jillar]

Your SmokeBusters logo

 

Is there ever too much of a good thing?

[despair not]

You're too much, you're too much
You're too much of a good thing
You're too much of a good thing, too much
Much too, much too, much too, much too, much too, much too, much too much
You're too much of a good thing

Too Much of a Good Thing

Sons

Featuring Bret Reilly

 

Album Dumb and Dumber (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

 

I guess that means yes u can get too much.

 

 

Why Cant Mick Jagger get any Satisfaction ? (especially with his looks fame and money ?)

 

[notsmokinjo]

I don't think he's trying hard enough

 

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[despair not]

Id have to adjust your strings and straps and twiddle with your controls knobs.

 

How much bail money will I need?

 

 

[jillar]

$110,995.23

 

Should a kleptomaniac take something for it?

Edited May 30, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Depends what it is.

 

So what is it?

[jillar]

You'll have to ask a kleptomaniac

 

Why is there a hug your cat day but not a hug your frog day?

[notsmokinjo]

hugging frogs would affect their skin integrity and therefore endanger their lives.

 

Why is a pineapple worth more than a pumpkin?

[jillar]

Please refer to Shane for the answer to that one

 

How do Islands not float away?

[Wee fluffy me]

Cos they don't pull up the anchor, silly(I'm sure there is a much more technical term )

 

Why is the sky blue and the sea green here?

[jillar]

You're having an algae bloom

 

Can you ride a seahorse? 

[Wee fluffy me]

I don't know, does it work the same way as a unicorn...?

 

 

Where did starfish come from.?

[jillar]

Outer space silly 

 

Could I write a letter with squid ink?

[Wee fluffy me]

Yeah but only under water...

 

 

Why does an octopus have 8 legs?

 

 

 

 

[jillar]

Because he would look stupid with only 7

 

Could I use a hammerhead shark to put a nail in my wall?