##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sslip]

11 hours ago, jillar said:

 

 

Fluffy is that you?

 

Despite my god like characteristics, I choose to not interfere with primitive species.

 

How great is it being delusional?

Edited May 9, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

I don't know what your talking about slippy now I'm away to sit on my throne and polish my crown whilst my servants peel my grapes.. 

 

 

 

Why do my weans think I'm buttoned up the back..?

[jillar]

Because there's no zipper would be my guess

 

What's up with guys in the South still wearing mullets?

[notsmokinjo]

They really wish they were Aussie Bogans but a mullet is the nearest they will ever get.

 

How come yanks drive on the wrong side of the road?

[jillar]

For the same reason Aussies do.

 

If two wrongs don't make a right, what two things don't make a left?

[notsmokinjo]

Why two rights silly. (but 3 right would)

 

What I want to know is if two negatives make a positive and a wrong is a negative and a right is a positive how the hell is it that two wrongs don't make a right?

Edited May 10, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

Yes

 

How am I to answer such a question when I'm high?

[notsmokinjo]

Umm... creatively, with some psychedalic lighting maybe, and little dancing mushrooms riding on the backs of sparkly unicorns.. oh wait, high not tripping... "pass the chips man" <- will that work?

 

How do you make your brownies special?

[jillar]

Indica or sativa mostly

 

If your shadow is always with you are you ever truly alone?

[notsmokinjo]

I spose not.

 

Don't you think its kinda stalker creeperish that your shadow always follows you around?

[jillar]

Only on groundhogs day

 

If I drive backwards will I turn back the odometer?

[notsmokinjo]

No but it may have an effect on the space time continuum.

 

Do you see what I see?

[JB 883]

Truth is an offense. Your silence for your confidence.

 

Do you hear what i hear?

[notsmokinjo]

I hear nosink, i see nosink.... no wait... yes I hear the little voices in my head too.

 

How many roads must a man travel down?

 

 

[jillar]

The answer my friend is blowin in the wind

 

Why are some things so stupid they're funny?

[notsmokinjo]

umm... cos otherwise no dutch ovens.

 

If peanuts aren't really nuts then does that mean that pineapples aren't really apples?

[jillar]

Wait, are you saying peanuts AREN'T nuts?!!!! And of course PINEapples are apples. They just grow on different types of trees. 

 

Since we're talking fruit, why is grapefruit not the taste nor color of grapes?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

For the same reason grape jelly tastes and looks nothing like grapes?

 

Is it weird to feel slightly uncomfortable eating a banana in public?

[Sslip]

Have you forgotten to peel it again?

 

How long after exercise should I ache for? 

[jillar]

Depends on what you're aching for. If it's a new car I would think a week easy.....

 

How did Dorothy and Toto survive that tornado?

[notsmokinjo]

do you believe it was magic...

 

What would have happened if Dorothy didn't follow the yellow brick road, because really, doesn't matter how nice a grown up is, no teenage girl is gunn listen to anything they say?

[jillar]

If she hadn't followed it there would have been no movie or song

 

Where's Waldo?

[notsmokinjo]

I dunno I tryin to find some numbnuts named Wally

 

Did Fernando ever hear the drums?

 

(Where's Waldo is called Where's Wally in Aus)

 

[despair not]

Nah he was playing with his rifle in his hand. At least they thought it was his rifle.

 

Was the dancing Queen a real gay ?

 

[jillar]

From my experience, all gays are real

 

If there was a fourth stooge what would the three stooges be called?