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how come weekends, vacations, and holidays are so  blasted short?

 

because

 

your (and my) 'time' frame is out of whack.

 

Still, where the **** are my gate keys ?

Posted

you were Wrong, I know that is hard to hear.

Keys were on the Kitchen table under a napkin.

 

Monday's and Wednesdays suck

because Everything Sucks or doesn't Suck.

 

when may I expect some more Joy ?

Posted

He's too macho to support Hilary 'furin'ton (thats actually a japanese joke left over from billy's administraton - furin meaning extramarital affair and sounds like (flin) when pronounced.

 

Why are humans so annoying?

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Because they're busy jumping into freezers.

 

Why is 'Why'  the same word as  'Because'  in Spanish ?

 

¿Porque ?   i Porque ! 

 

  Why ?         Because !

 

love that

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