##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sslip]

I can answer only for me. Never!

 

Why does Sherlock Holmes believe the game is a foot?

[notsmokinjo]

because he only plays soccer... it he played gridiron or rugby the game would definitely be a hand.

 

Why are butterflies deaf??

[Sslip]

They're not deaf, they just don't want to answer the home phone.

 

Why is yawning contagious?

[Wee fluffy me]

Because a single yawn is a sad yawn that's why you gotta pass it on ???

 

 

Why can't you see the air, yet you can see the land and sea..?

[Sslip]

I can't see the land or the sea at the moment, is there something wrong with me? 

 

Sex and drugs and rock and roll. Have I missed anything out? 

[notsmokinjo]

I think ya got em all... wait no.... bacon, chocolate and pineapples, yep now the list is complete.

 

Why was the whiskey in a jar?

[Wee fluffy me]

Cos it was to fat to fit on the bottle..

 

 

Why does a leopard have spots 

[Sslip]

Because tigers had the copyright on stripes. 

 

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? 

[Wee fluffy me]

2 of the 3 wee piggies cos the 3rd has wee man syndrome and is no afraid of anything as long as he's hiding behind his mammies skirts...

 

 

Why is abundance not actually  a bun dance

[TravellingSunny]

Because they look better in football pants than ballet tights.

 

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[jillar]

Don't worry about the semantics. It's perfectly acceptable to drive on a driveway and park on a parkway. 

 

What's it all suppose to mean?

 

 

[despair not]

Whatever you want it to .

 

Can a stupid person be a smart ass ?

 

 

 

 

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[notsmokinjo]

of course not a human can't be a donkey

 

What the hell is Lest?

[despair not]

I'm not gonna tell you lest you cant handle it.

 

Why didnt Tarzan have a beard ?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

because he had alopecia... the dude had no chest hair either.

 

Why is the white rabbit always worried about being late but has time to stop so may places?

[despair not]

He had OCD but liked sightseeing.

 

Why is the Third hand of a watch called the Second hand ?

[jillar]

For lack of a more unique word for it

 

If gravity stopped for a minute would we all end up in different countries?

[Sslip]

Have a look about 17 miles to the west. That's where you're going to land... with an almighty splat. 

 

How do you do? 

[jillar]

I don't know how I do these days, it was so much easier to do in my thirties

 

Who is it?

[Sslip]

I'm it, always have been, maybe I'll let someone else have a go tomorrow.

 

Would it surprise you?

[jillar]

Nothing surprises me anymore

 

Why is it my problem?

[Sslip]

A problem shared, I'm not taking the rap all by myself!

 

Who's your usual partner in crime?

[jillar]

Apparently you are!

 

Why does my hubby gross out on awesome burps but not farts?

[Sslip]

You've conditioned him to tolerate the dutch oven by now

 

Do you feel guilty now?

[jillar]

I didn't feel guilty then so definitely won't start now

 

Why is there a death in every Disney movie?