##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sslip]

It's because they serve coco as a bedtime drink instead

 

Are the best things in life really free?

[jillar]

Asks the man who eats pineapple.......

 

Why are they serving Cocoa, my bunny, at bedtime?

Edited April 3, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

Naming your bunny after a clown is just weird!

 

Did you write the book of love?

[jillar]

Again asks the guy with the pineapple....

 

How can someone act like a horses ass?

[Sslip]

Watch and learn my dear, watch and learn.

 

What happened to the man from Del Monte?

[jillar]

Rumor has it he was sucked into the green bean cutter in a freak accident. Millions of cans of cut green beans were recalled in hopes of piecing him together for a proper burial. At last report the pinkie off his right hand and the big toe of his left foot were still unaccounted for.

 

If something goes without saying why do people still say it?

[Sslip]

I like the sound of my own voice

 

Why were there 10 green bottles sitting on a wall?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos Grolsch was on special

 

Why haven't I given up on the bus yet?

[Sslip]

You know if you do it will drive past 2 minutes later

 

Why don't you ride a Cockhorse instead?

Edited April 3, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

Um... Animal cruelty... I'd have the RSPCA all over my fat arse.

 

Should you keep horses in the outer suburbs?

[Sslip]

It's better than in an appartment block

 

What's the $64000 question?

[jillar]

It's preferable to keeping them inside. I've heard they're real bed hoggers!

 

If braces make beautiful faces does that mean people who don't have braces are ugly?

Edited April 3, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

The $64,000 dollar question. Is is people don't have braces will their pants fall down.

 

Would ya rather be a rock in a pond or a stick in a fire?

[jillar]

A rock 

 

Is a bucket a pail or is a pail a bucket?

[notsmokinjo]

A pale is part of a sodden fence and a bucket is just a flippin bucket.

 

Don't ya think Fairy Floss is a way better name than candy floss or cotton candy?

[jillar]

The short answer would be NO

 

Why do all super heroes wear underpants on the outside?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos they're really window livkers and we just left them think there super heros cos they're so spesh.

 

What is an appropriate wager on who's country will beat the others at the Comm Games?

[jillar]

That depends on how sure you are. I once bet a friend $1000.00 that the housing market would crash within two years because I was so sure and I won. Unfortunately since he lost his house because of all the equity he sucked out I didn't hold him to paying. That's a true story!

 

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

[notsmokinjo]

Only when there not setting fire to cats.

 

If its dark what do night watch men actually see?

[jillar]

They see the dark too

 

If I save time when do I get it back?

[notsmokinjo]

At the end of daylight savings.

 

If you loose weight why do I have to find it?

 

 

[jillar]

Is it the magnets in your pockets?

 

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

[Sslip]

What's the size of the rice got to do with it?

 

Is they're any sense in the English language or do non natives think there heads are being messed with? Theirs no justice!

[Wee fluffy me]

No there is no sence in the English laungage so I like to make it up as I go..

 

 

Why are foxes sly and yet so smart tooooooo...

[despair not]

cos they like to take a pride in their appearance.

 

why did the old lady swallow a fly anyway ?