##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

The guy who created them was color blind

 

What's up with balls?

[notsmokinjo]

They look really nice inside your handbag.

 

If someone has really big tits do they have barb wire instead of underside so they can keep the cows in?

[jillar]

They now use coconut shells instead of barbed wire due to poking issues. Lawsuit is pending

 

Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear?

Edited March 23, 2018 by jillar

[JB 883]

Objects in the rear view mirror no longer matter.

 

Does it really matter or do you really care?

 

[despair not]

I don't matter and you don't care or is that I don't care and you don't matter,

 

why are jets black anyway.?

 

[notsmokinjo]

So they can be stealthy at night.

 

Should NZ be the 8th state or territory of Australia?

[despair not]

i think australia and nz should be the 5th and 6th countries of the uk under the reign of Her Majesty the Queen (gawd bless her)maybe we should let the US rejoin the Brits the queens a more stable head of state than mr trump.

 

 

Have I managed to upset everyone now or have I missed some of you ?

 

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

I think you even got the canooks by completely forgetting their existence.

On what map are Turkey, Israel and Australia part of Europe?

[notsmokinjo]

On 22/03/2018 at 6:53 PM, despair not said:

The girls taste like turkish delight the guys taste like grease.

 

why did the irish kamikaze pilot fly 45 missions ?

 

 

@despair not wot is the answer to this...I have issues and its driving me mental.

[despair not]

Jo

 

LOL

Its a joke

Q Did you hear about the Irish Kamikaze pilot

A He flew 45 Missions.

 

Not sure if u have Irish jokes in Australia. In the UK they cast doubt on irish intellect (Probably unfairly)

Obviously Japanese Kamikaze pilots only flew 1 mission.

Hope this clears it up for you.

[Sslip]

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

I think you even got the canooks by completely forgetting their existence.

On what map are Turkey, Israel and Australia part of Europe?

 

Any map where Daniela Ruah is a presenter is one I can subscribe to

 

Will Conchita Wurst ever make it on the "Babe of the Day" page?

 

[jillar]

She/he already has. It was one of my first submissions to the thread lol

 

What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?

[Sslip]

Supplies the dental implant market - huge markup

 

it at first you don't succeed try again?

[JB 883]

If at first you do not succeed, the best thing to do is lower your standards.

 

NOW, did the angels hide the baby Jesus when they learned Micheal Jackson was on the way?

[JB 883]

5 hours ago, despair not said:

i think australia and nz should be the 5th and 6th countries of the uk under the reign of Her Majesty the Queen (gawd bless her)maybe we should let the US rejoin the Brits the queens a more stable head of state than mr trump.

Have I managed to upset everyone now or have I missed some of you ?

 

 

Didn't bother me none. Trump is about as nutty as a squirrel turd. I mean there is something really wrong with his head and not just that horrid hair style he has had for 30+ years.

 

[Sslip]

Michael Jackson is busy collecting royalties from Elvis and John Lennon.

 

Who's the greatest dancer?

[despair not]

Mr Bo Jangles (he jumped sooo high)

 

Who was THE Greatest.

 

[Sslip]

Have you unilaterally decided you've taken on the mantle? 

 

How confident are you? 

[JB 883]

I am so confident that when I did smoke, I would not even take the cigarette out of my mouth before telling the policeman to kiss my ass.

 

Now about 25 years ago there were Golden Graham commercials that asked this, but still needs answered -

 

How do they cram all that graham?

[jillar]

The Keebler elves do all that in their factories

 

Did the shoe that mother Hubbard lived in smell like feet?

 

 

[JB 883]

That is a stupid question. No it did not smell like FEET. It was one shoe which holds one foot. Therefore, it smelled like a FOOT.

At least she didn't live in some undies.

 

In the song "No sugar tonight", he mentions "a bag of goodies and a bottle of wine".

Is he talking about halloween candy?

[jillar]

21 minutes ago, Jetblack said:

That is a stupid question. 

 

Duh, that's the name of the thread Einstein 

[JB 883]

Well yes you are right but that doesn't explain the bag of goodies question.

[jillar]

Yes if you're still trick or treating at 21

 

Why is  a cigarette called a fag when it could be heterosexual?

Edited March 24, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

Hey don't define it's sexuality. At various stages of life it can be many things. It may just be waiting for the right temptation or opportunity.

 

Do you think it prefers fag to coffin nail or cancer stick?