##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

To try our patience

 

Does eating salsa cause you to salsa dance?

[Katgirl]

It helps ME move, in a different way…

why is it so hard for me to think of a stupid question?

 

 

 

[jillar]

Looks like you're doing fine to me

 

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?

[Mac#23]

Baby crap squeezed tightly

 

Why do people get face tattoos?

[jillar]

To hide their acne

 

If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?

[Katgirl]

They can’t keep their mouths shut.

why does it feel so good to take a poop?

 

[jillar]

Because you know you've made room for more

 

Why isn't cereal a soup?

[Kris]

Cereal is soup, once you add the milk.

 

Why does rain look like liquid silver dripping from your roof?

[jillar]

Because its cheaper than gold

 

Isn't the capital of Texas "T"?

[Katgirl]

Ah, No! Isn’t Texas tea oil?

[jillar]

Yes and it tastes best with cream and sugar

 

Hair from what breed of dog cures a hangover?

[Katgirl]

A St. Bernard, of course..

Why do Woodpeckers peck?

[Kris]

Woodpeckers can't beak

 

Why does my hair on my head fall out and regrow on my chin?

Edited February 21, 2022 by Kris
been awake for 30 hours

[jillar]

Its easier to groom there

 

Why does the Easter bunny bring eggs?

[Kris]

Because carrots are not cute and fun to hunt.

 

Why do rabbits hop instead of run?

[jillar]

To look cute for the opposite sex 

 

How can you tell when your spoon needs to rest?

 

[notsmokinjo]

When it say "hey bitch, put me down it's break time"

 

Why don't you tell us what you really think?

[jillar]

I think that you should never ever run out of toilet paper

 

What do saw horses eat?

[intoxicated yoda]

elbows and shins mostly, sometimes with side of fingers

 

do hammers sometimes get confused and cause injuries?

[jillar]

No, they mean to do it

 

Why do nails have heads but no butts?

[darcy]

They are always holding stuff together, no time to sit down.

 

What happens when we can live in space?

[jillar]

We get to float around all day

 

 

What do you call a male ladybug?

[Brioski]

Confused

 

what is life all about

[Mac#23]

Putting up with people bitching about everything on social media

 

Why do you use social media?

[jillar]

To show people what you had for dinner

 

How do we know if it's bad luck or karma happening?