##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

He wasn't lost that's why he was so easily found

 

We use alarm clocks to wake up, what's the sun use?

[Mac#23]

A sun dial

 

Why is it called a sun dial and not a sun clock?

[jillar]

Because it doesn't tick

 

How fast exactly is lickity split?

[Mac#23]

It's just a tad faster than "Hot Dam"

 

How much Is a smidge?

[jillar]

A tad more than a dash

 

How does eating an apple a day keep the doctor away?

[Mac#23]

Because you can throw it at the doctor if he gets close

 

What does skip to the lew my darling mean?

[jillar]

It means he's REALLY got to pee

 

How did a gorilla get a patent for glue?

[Mac#23]

With the help of a few monkeys

 

What do they mean by "more fun than a barrel of monkeys"?

[jillar]

They mean that a barrel of monkeys isn't very fun

 

Why is flipping someone off called giving them the bird?

[Mac#23]

Because it's better than saying giving them the goose

 

Why is a TV referred to as the idiot box?

[jillar]

Because it doesn't have a mind of its own

 

How do so many people know what shit tastes like?

[Mac#23]

As far as I know they are just guessing but I could be wrong

 

Where did the phrase crap shoot come from?

[jillar]

Its derived from the speed of crap being expelled violently from the human body.

 

 

If my mothers sisters brother in law's wife's cousin is related to you who is Bob?

[Mac#23]

The milkman

 

Why is gossip called scuttle butt?

[PeachFuzz]

It's derived from a nautical word, being a cask on a ship serving water but in the USA it's a colluqual word for gossip or a rumour. Reason unknown.

 

Why do Americans put cheese in spray cans? 

 

[jillar]

So they can get it back out

 

Why is lunch meat round but bread square?

[Lilley]

20 hours ago, jillar said:

So they can get it back out

 

Why is lunch meat round but bread square?

 

We have a round loaf called Warburtons Milk Roll lol

 

Why do we say deafening silence when there is no noise 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PeachFuzz]

Some people find absolute silence disturbing. 

 

Why do mosquitoes love to bite some people and not others? 

 

 

[jillar]

Some people are sweeter than others

 

When does a pond become a lake?

[d2e8b8]

When she marries Mr. Lake.

 

Do you take it with you when you take a dump?

[jillar]

Only if you bring a container to put it in

 

Why can't eye teeth see?

 

 

[d2e8b8]

They keep damaging the lenses by chewing them.

 

If toast is so good, why is becoming toast bad?

[Katgirl]

Because someone will consume you.

why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[d2e8b8]

Because the world is round.

How can you draw a blue line with red ink?

Edited July 20, 2021 by d2e8b8

[jillar]

Yellow would get jealous

 

What's the difference between trash and garbage?