##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

No, I don't

 

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

 

[despair not]

The village idiot.

 

Next time there is a vacancy for his job which celebrity is best qualified to replace the village idiot ?.

[jillar]

Any Kardashian

 

If your car says Dodge on the front of it do you really even need a horn?

[jillar]

Was my last question not stupid enough?

[notsmokinjo]

1. Pretty sure all the blokes will say yes, and the univorns...and there's even a fair few chicks who like to ride the horn from time to time.

 

2. I don't think there can ever be enough stupid.

 

Is it normal to want to be a carrot?

[WeegieWoman]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? 

Edited June 12, 2020 by WeegieWoman

[jillar]

On 6/12/2020 at 2:59 PM, notsmokinjo said:

 

Is it normal to want to be a carrot?

 

As long as you don't want to eat yourself, yes

 

Cal I wear sweat pants if I don't plan on sweating?

[beazel]

Do people normally make a plan to sweat?

 

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

[jillar]

With enough water, yes

 

 

Did anyone ever find out who let the dog out?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Altoona C men's team during the 2014 season final...great way to loose the flag, disqualified for fighting.

 

Why do the excel colours on the screen not print on the black n white printer.

[jillar]

The paper's in backwards

 

 Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?

[beazel]

No, they normally take a 3 1/2 hour nap in a nice warm oven before dinner.

 

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

[jillar]

According to Seri: cheese doesn't talk. If you're hearing cheese talk go to your nearest psych ward or call 911 

 

Can I tell if my husband is cheating from his farts?

[Mac#23]

When they smell like a french whore

 

Refried beans, what was wrong with the first time they were fried

[jillar]

Nothing, refried beans just sounds better than leftover beans

 

Why is Greenland called Greenland when it's white and covered with ice?

[Mac#23]

Because Iceland was already taken

 

Why does a praying mantis kill it's mate?

[Mona]

Because he's tasty

 

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[Mac#23]

Because you can't drive or park on sidewalks

 

Why is it so hard for people to park between the lines?

[jillar]

for the same reason they can't read between the lines

 

 

 Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

[Mac#23]

Because you can't spout foul language with your mouth closed

 

Why do women try and put makeup on while driving

[jillar]

We like living dangerously

 

Why is it peanut butter and jelly and not jelly and peanut butter?

[Mac#23]

Because peanut butter is definitely the major player here

 

What's the difference between a submarine and a hero sandwich?

[jillar]

The hero is the one.who can finish a submarine sandwich

 

Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

[notsmokinjo]

Because triangular boxes would be odd.

 

Why do boxers fight in a square enclosure but they call it a ring?

[Mac#23]

Because there's no corners in a circle

 

Why is the underground level of a house called the basement?