##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

To get groceries

 

Why don't dragonflies breathe fire or look like dragons?

[notsmokinjo]

Don't dragon flies breath fire in America?... everythings tougher in Australia.

 

So why don't people live in house flies?

[jillar]

The maggots hog all the space

 

What makes cheese so confidential that we need to shred it?

[notsmokinjo]

Its the only whey to make sure we are safe.

 

When in rome do as the romans do.... does that mean we should feed people to the lions?

[jillar]

Just the annoying ones

 

How did the Dead Sea die?

[notsmokinjo]

Too much salt in its diet.

 

Why isn't the Red Sea red?

[jillar]

It's in menopause

 

What do you say when God sneezes?

[notsmokinjo]

"Bloody hell another frickin hurricane... would someone give God an antihistamine or at least make sure he eats more pineapple."

 

Why is it bad if there's a stick in the mud.

 

 

[jillar]

Because retrieving a muddy stick leaves an unpleasant taste in the mouth

 

What is a free gift, aren't all gifts free?

[notsmokinjo]

Its a tautology.

 

Is "army intelligence" and oxymoron?

[jillar]

I suppose there's some morons in every branch of the military 

 

What if you're in hell and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Kent... that's gotta be worse than hell  _{(see we miss ya Shane, lol}

 

How can Heaven be a place on Earth?

Edited October 25, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Wee fluffy me]

Because Belinda said so..  nuff said..

 

 

If ice is cold why does it burn?

[jillar]

You're using dry ice. 

 

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

[Wee fluffy me]

Sausages....

 

 

Why are spiders so creepy..?

[notsmokinjo]

because... 8 frickin legs.... 2 fangs..... venom....  blood suckers..... and anything that can shoot threads out its arse that can be toxic and sticky is just a big fat giant NOPE

 

 

Why are snakes so creepy?

[jillar]

Silly, snakes don't creep, they slither.....

 

Did shaved ice have hair on it before it was shaved?

[Sslip]

Is ice a euphemism?

 

Is it possible anyone would be that smutty?

[jillar]

In this day and age my guess is yes...

 

When night falls who picks it up?

[Sslip]

It's being followed by day, so it gets up and runs. 

 

If the hills are alive Where's the birth certificate? 

[jillar]

No silly it's the hills have eyes not they're alive....

 

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

[notsmokinjo]

Of course they do, why do you think they are so shiney and sparkly.

 

Why is a pineapple called a pineapple when it doesn't grow on a pine tree?

[jillar]

For the same reason it's called an Apple and doesn't taste like an Apple

 

Does a man eating shark eat women too?

[notsmokinjo]

Nope... man eating sharks prefer the flavour of pig over chicken...

 

why, when everything disappeared at midnight did the glass slippers remain?

[Wee fluffy me]

Because it was in the script, silly Billy...!

 

 

Why can I never find the end of a rainbow..?