##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Yes, unless you're like 12 then the old ways are ancient

 

They say I need to feed my plants but they won't eat anything I cook, should I try fast food?

Edited June 18, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

For the sake of your hubby should you try cookery lessons? 

 

How do you know which side is the wild side you should be walking on?

[notsmokinjo]

Lions and Tigers and Bears!

 

Should you really walk this way?

[jillar]

Well it's worked for Steven Tyler for 100 years so yea I think you should

 

Why don't fish drink water?

 

 

[Sslip]

Because they know what they do in it

 

Where does the time go?

[jillar]

Sometimes it goes shopping and sometimes to the movies

 

How on earth can a snore saw a log?

[notsmokinjo]

I dunno, in Aus they only cut wood.

 

How can a round flat bit of bread with some grilled toppings on it be called a pie?

[jillar]

Lack of imagination

 

Why do pets only throw up after you go to bed or super early in the morning?

[notsmokinjo]

because they want you to proove you love them.

 

Why is it when the girl pets have a chuck (throw up) they just go on with their lives as if nothing is wrong but when the boy pets do they collapse in a heap as if they are dying and the world is going to end?

[Sslip]

Boy pets are embarrassed and girl pets are used to spouting forth vomit from their lips? 

 

Why can't I stay out of trouble? 

[notsmokinjo]

because trouble is your  middle name...oops, was that sposed to be a secret?

 

How do loose lips sink ships?

[jillar]

The answer went down with the ship

 

If that's what she said, is it also what he said?

[notsmokinjo]

Who cares what he said, her opinion is the one that matters!

 

Why do you never see black fireworks?

[jillar]

For the same reason you don't see brown fireworks

 

Are you picking up what I'm putting down?

[notsmokinjo]

not if I have to bend, I don't feel like bending today.

 

Do you see my point?

[despair not]

 I would see it if you bent.

 

Is it a pretty Sight ?

[notsmokinjo]

Beauty is subjective.

 

If you're feeling hot, hot, hot, why bang on about it, shouldn't you just turn the aircon on?

[Sslip]

To find someone else who is feeling hot, hot, hot and share the love. 

 

What idiot came up with the saying cold hands warm heart? 

[despair not]

I think its The Law.

 

Why do Banana Splits ?

[notsmokinjo]

Because a round off double back flip is a bit beyond them.

 

Why do bananas come down the stairs in pairs?

[despair not]

coz they couldn't find their slippers.

 

do you know what apples and pears are ?

[notsmokinjo]

Nice in tarts.

 

How can bells go oranges and lemons?

[despair not]

only the st clements ones can

 

why is the lemon tree very pretty

[jillar]

IT'S A TRAP, don't fall for it!!

 

Why don't men's balls bounce?

 

Edited June 29, 2018 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

Oh they do, you just gotta rip them off and throw them hard enough

 

What on earth is an Indian Summer?

Edited June 29, 2018 by notsmokinjo