##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Wee fluffy me]

No but I'm sure it could hammer some sense into you..

 

 

Why is the other side of the moon dark?

 

 

 

 

Edited June 4, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[jillar]

It's not dark to the people on that side

 

What's his problem?

[notsmokinjo]

I'll tell you what his problem is, he grew up with a mother who was still wiping his arse at 17 and he thinks that a woman's job is wait on him hand and foot and reality came an slapped him upside the head.

 

 

What's my problem?

[Sslip]

Oh come on Jo it took Homer years to write Iliad, this would be a much greater undertaking. 

 

Why can't I be more sensitive? 

[notsmokinjo]

Because to be more sensitve you would need to grow a virgina.

 

Why is it OK if anyone calls us convicts, unless the person has a toffy british accent?

[Sslip]

One is not quite certain convict. It may have a little to do with the way one is sneering at present. 

 

Why do I have ideas above my station? 

[notsmokinjo]

cos your a brit and there are classes where you live so ya can have a station to get above and who doesn't want to better thereselves,.

 

How come someone thought a fence would keep burrowing animals out??

[despair not]

My cat brought me two baby  rabbits to the door step today he caught them by the fence as they couldn't get through it.

 

Was I wrong to save the live one and let him go.?

 

[jillar]

I might be partial but I say NO!

 

Why does no good deed go unpunished?

[notsmokinjo]

oh.... baby bunnies are cute, how did you not keep him. Yes, circle of life, he might live.

 

When will the tide turn?

[jillar]

It already has here

 

 

Why did you skip my question?

[Sslip]

Baby bunnies are cute aren't they?

 

Did someone say something?

[notsmokinjo]

you said baby bunnies are cute and notski saved ones life.

 

Is there an issue with comms?

[jillar]

Whats a comms?

 

And why are you ignoring my question?

[despair not]

A comms problem is a problem with communication.

 

Are we clear now ?

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

As mud.... can you just explain that again.

 

How come some covers are better than the originals?

 

 

[jillar]

They've had more time to practice

 

If I can't see you can you see me?

[Wee fluffy me]

Yep I can seeeeee yooooooooou...

 

 

Don't forget......

 

Why are all peepers called Tom....?

[Sslip]

They're the only ones that get caught, the gifted peepers have other names, you just don't know about us, I mean them. 

 

Why do I always spill the beans? 

[Wee fluffy me]

It might  be cos you're clumsy and always kick the can over...!!

 

 

Why do I now feel like somebody's watching me ?

 

[Sslip]

Jill and I work in rotation. Just try to associate it with a warm, fuzzy feeling, like protection.

 

What's good about privacy in any case?

[Wee fluffy me]

Its not jist good in a case its also good on a door Because some things really do need to be kept private, for all our sakes..

 

 

Why have I got pins and needles in my bum.?

 

 

[Sslip]

Have you sat on some sewing again?

 

Where's your head at?

[jillar]

Mines on top of my neck

 

Where's YOUR head at?

[notsmokinjo]

up me arse some days, or so i've been told.

 

 

How come my coffee tastes cackky?