##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sslip]

Is it ever too young to start preparing kids for Tarantino movies?

 

Is this the way to Amarillo?

[jillar]

As long as you stay on highway 40 you'll eventually get there

 

Can you fix stupid?

[Sslip]

Can I fix what dumbass? And there's no need for the insults.

 

What are those voices in my head?

[jillar]

Those aren't so much voices as grunts from your early days as a caveman

 

Would it be weird if I wore two different shoes out in public?

[notsmokinjo]

um... why would that be wierd?

 

How many carrots do you need to eat to turn orange?

 

 

[despair not]

im halfway through a sack  I will let you know when it happens.

 

Is it true Cannibals don't eat clowns coz they taste funny ?

[notsmokinjo]

Yep and they don't eat people from Chile cos they too spicy.

 

Why doe mares and does eat oats but little lambs eat ivy?

 

 

[despair not]

A Kidll eat ivy Too

 

Wouldn't You ?

[Sslip]

Depends where she's been.

 

Is Ivy out of your league?

[notsmokinjo]

Oh hell yeah... I would be like an alien species.

 

Isn't a diamond in the rough just a lump of coal?

[Sslip]

Yeah aren't they the best, a little bit dirty with the potential to be hot?

 

Who holds the key?

[Wee fluffy me]

If its to the doughnuts, me!! 

 

 

Who ate all the pies ?

[notsmokinjo]

Not this week... the Pies ate the Bombers this week.

 

What's happened to the 'hot' Dogs?

[Wee fluffy me]

They got a wee bit chilli..!!

 

 

Who wee'd in the pool ?

[notsmokinjo]

who didn't at least once in their lives.

 

Do i need to have another kid cos mines too cool to watch kids shows at the movies with me?

[Wee fluffy me]

Can't you just grab a random one off the street bout same age that's what I would do..??

 

 

How often should one prune the shrubbery?

[despair not]

you girls should trim your big bushes frequently.

 

Can you buy a complete chess set in a pawn shop ?

[jillar]

Generally no you can't however sometimes you may get lucky, especially at night, to find a knight there.

 

 

What's the big deal?

[despair not]

The biggest bestest deal is Ask a stupid question and you get a free stupid answer.

 

If something goes without saying why do people say it ?

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Cos they like the sound of their own voice..

 

Why is one never enough...?

 

 

 

[Sslip]

You're asking a bunch of addicts why one is never enough!

 

Why does christmas have 12 days?

[notsmokinjo]

Because 13 would be unlucky.

 

Why is it bad luck to hang a horse shoe upside down..

[Wee fluffy me]

Because all the blood would rush to the horses head, then it would be sick on an innocent passer by, obviously..!!

 

 

 

Why is it so hard to find a needle in a haystack..?

 

 

 

 

 

[jillar]

You're looking in the wrong haystack

 

Is it true that one man's trash is another man's treasure?

[Wee fluffy me]

Hell yeah, I'm always finding treasure when I midgie raid? (aka raid the tip/dump.).

 

 

Why is captain sensible so happy..?