##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

Im not sure but he did get his head between a chicks legs.

 

Do you think Rick ever stopped being a try hard prat? 

[despair not]

I doubt it once a prat always a prat

 

Who, what, where, when and why ?

[jillar]

It was Shane who ate the pineapple in the bedroom Friday night to make his wife happy

 

Is it a hot tub or a Jacuzzi?

 

 

[Sslip]

It depends on the occupants. You know when you're in a hot tub.

 

Why are bubbles fun until I break wind in the swimming pool?

[jillar]

Did something besides "wind" come out?

 

Why do owls say who instead of what?

[Sslip]

Because they're intrigued not deaf!

 

Is there any need to shout?

[jillar]

WHO SAID I'M SHOUTING?!

 

Is talking loud the same as shouting?

[Sslip]

No there's all different letters and everything. 

 

Who would want to run a marathon?

[jillar]

Apparently that would be Jim hanoonnen

 

Did you hear that?

[Sslip]

You heard it as well. I thought it was a secret, so better not tell @notsmokinjo.

 

It's great to be in the know isn't it?

[jillar]

Proof being nosy pays off

 

Why does Mona Lisa's eyes follow you everywhere?

[despair not]

Cos shes attracted to you.

 

Is Simon Cowell as great as he thinks he is ?

[notsmokinjo]

Who's simon cowell?

 

Is south Hampton gunna get relegated?

[Sslip]

It's only a matter of time, maybe when you and I have turned to dust, but more likely in about 5 weeks. 

 

Why haven't you invested in a lucky 8 ball? 

[jillar]

Because they went out of style in the early 80's

 

Do you think my shadow gets tired of following me around all the time?

[Sslip]

Funny, your shadow was saying that you're the stalker

 

What's brown and sticky?

[Wee fluffy me]

Jillars special brownies of course..

 

 

If penguins are black and white how come all of mine are brown?

[notsmokinjo]

My penguins are Fairies so I win.

 

What ever happened to the wombles?

[despair not]

Myxomatosis killed them

 

Why do we give animals such terrible diseases isn't it biological warfare ?

[notsmokinjo]

 cos fences don't work.... _{sorry little bunnies, my lot invented myxo and its replacement products.....you didn''t ask to come here so the pommy gentry could go hunting.... its not your faulty you bread like you do...}

 

Why are people so unkind?

(surely someone heard that in Kamahl's accent)

Edited April 18, 2018 by notsmokinjo
i miss quoted my mum's favourite singer.... Kamahl

[Wee fluffy me]

Because some of is are really sick in the head, they have to be to think up things like that...?

 

 

 

Why do birds kid on they are dead when they are scared then fly at you like they gonna gouge your eyes out..????

 

 

[jillar]

Because they are trying to gouge your eyes out!

 

How do I keep missing the free beer tomorrow?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Because I get to tomorrow before you.

 

What should I do at the weekend?

[Sslip]

You should search the outback for the abominable snowman. Nobody's thought to look there and it is always the last place you look isn't it? While you're at it, see if Nessie has made it down to Oz, there's been precious few sightings here lately.

 

Why would you ask the man in the mirror to do anything?

[notsmokinjo]

Because all the magic beasties live in mirror world and he might be able to find them for you.

 

(Yep Nessy is down here hanging at a billabong with the Bunyip)

 

When do people grow up and stop behaving like children?