##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

They did it just didn't make the directors final cut

 

Why won't my candle opera sing?

[notsmokinjo]

Because it only sings at Hanuka and definitely not at pass over.

 

If you happy why wouldn't you know it?

[jillar]

Because your face is saying otherwise

 

If you burn the candle at both ends which end goes in the holder?

[Sslip]

The end that's not in your bum

 

Is that any way to take medicine?

[jillar]

Don't judge me

 

When is soil dirt?

[Sslip]

When it's going to be dished

 

What's the latest rumour you want to start?

[jillar]

Who Shane is

 

Why couldn't I sleep last night?

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

Because the sheep you would normally count have all been served up for easter dinner

 

Should I watch warhorse?

 

 

[jillar]

If you're in the mood to cry go for it

 

Why do my neighbors make confetti eggs and smash them on everyone every Easter?

 

 

[Sslip]

Because if they made them from steel they'd end up on an assault charge

 

Would you buy a car from this man?

[jillar]

Yes as long as it wasn't that man

 

Why does food cook by others always taste better?

[notsmokinjo]

Cos you don't know what's gone into it.

 

Why do we call it The Outback when its not just out back but frickin miles from anywhere?

Edited April 2, 2018 by notsmokinjo
Maybe its possible I forgot a qu

[Sslip]

It used to be called way, way outback, but you know how aussies like to contract stuff.

 

Why am I the last to know?

[notsmokinjo]

Oh come on slippy...its not like its always.

 

Have you eva bin to woop woop?

[despair not]

no but ive made whoopee.

 

how can you build a bridge over troubled water wouldn't a tunnel be better ?

[jillar]

They build a bridge simply because no one can hold their breath long enough underwater to build a tunnel

 

Do I have to be gassy to go to a gas station? 

[Sslip]

No I've seen you try to light your farts, stay away from the gas station

 

Why are flaming bottoms considered funny?

[despair not]

cos theyre not soggy bottoms.

 

who wrote the book of  love ?

 

 

[jillar]

Elvis Presley

 

Why do girls rule and guys drool?

[Sslip]

cos women are gorgeous

 

If all dogs go to heaven, does that mean all I need to do to get there is be a bit of a dog?

[jillar]

Yes but that entails the ability to lick your own balls. Once that is mastered you can get in

 

If I color my brunette hair blond will I turn into a dumb blond?

[Sslip]

Well dye your hair blonde, then lick my balls,  it guarantees we both get to heaven. 

 

How far is too far? 

[notsmokinjo]

^^^???????????

Boo said nothing is too much info, so ergo, nothing is too far.

 

Has Slippy been having pineapple?

[Sslip]

I'm a two pineapple a day man now, let me guess that's bad for me as well!

 

Can money be made from daydreams or is that just a flight of fancy?

[jillar]

If you know a Hollywood producer I'd say your chances are fair 

 

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?