##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[jillar]

Speaking from someone who worked at that job for all of one hour, yes (it was awful, walked out and never bothered getting the hour pay lol)

 

Can scratch paper make you bleed?

[Sslip]

(Good for you!)

 

Eventually with enough effort

 

Who's the maid of New Orleans?

[jillar]

My brothers wife

 

What did the devil make me do?

[JB 883]

The devil is making you listen to that sinful filthy god DAMN rock and roll music!

 

Now, just how welcome is a fart in a space suit?

[notsmokinjo]

If their my farts super welcome cos they smell like roses.

 

Why do you rule lines in red and write in blue?

[Sslip]

I read that as red, white and blue. You're a royalist really aren't you?

 

Is it floral food that makes farts smell like roses?

[notsmokinjo]

Its just a gift ya born with.

 

I'll catch ya on the flip side... By wots the frickin flip side?

[Sslip]

It's that place that stings

 

Why are my eyes watering?

[notsmokinjo]

Pineapple is a natural

anti-histamine so it is excellent to help with hayfever.

 

When isn't enough enough, what else would it be?

 

 

[Sslip]

When it's shit, enough is too much

 

If two can play that game, can we narrow down what that game is?

[jillar]

It's Yahtzee

 

Am I out of shape if a turtle can outrun me?

 

 

[Sslip]

You need a fitness trainer

 

Why was the turtle chasing you in the first place?

[despair not]

It was the fermented cabbagy smell that surrounds joe that she calls roses that he was attracted to.

 

 

Whys today called Good Friday when its the anniversary of Jesus arrest.? shouldn't it be bad Friday ?

 

 

 

[jillar]

Because we're suppose to be good today so that we don't get arrested too

 

Why do I keep playing this game?

[despair not]

Seems like a good idea at the time.

 

Whye do such good ideas look rubbish choices looking back on them ?

[notsmokinjo]

Never look back just look forward

 

Why does life give you lemons?

[jillar]

There can't be sweet without some sour

 

How did Dorothy and Toto survive that tornado?

[notsmokinjo]

Magic baby, magic. 

 

How come you never see a zebra on a zebra crossing?

[Sslip]

It's perfect camouflage. 

 

What can we do to get giraffes to wind their necks in?

[notsmokinjo]

But wouldn't that just make them spotty horses?

 

Why did the 3 bears have furniture they were bears?

Edited March 30, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[jillar]

They still have to sit down once in a while!

 

If I look through binoculars backwards will I see myself?

 

[Sslip]

Depends on how good your eyesight is and how far away you are. I'm guessing no.

 

Aren't binoculars only good for spying on your neighbours?

[notsmokinjo]

Omg have you seen my neighbours, out the windi across the street us close enough.

 

How can salt be kosher and why us it better?

 

 

[JB 883]

What makes salt "kosher" is if some Jew urinated on it.

 

If someone said of the Marlboro men's death - "His ashes were spread all over the country side" does that mean his body ashes or the cigarette ones?

 

[jillar]

Both

 

Should I be feeding my dust bunny?