##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[notsmokinjo]

Cos they know you just typed fart and they're wondering which one did it.

 

Do pommy farts smell like roses?

[Sslip]

It's only mandatory that they do when you are at a Palace garden party. Otherwise we'll chuck out the rancid curry ones just like today?

 

Why is cabbage always one of the worst offenders?

[jillar]

Totally! And every time I laugh the dog wants to play lol

You can tell by the smell that it's going to come out stinky

 

Why are there never the same amount of hotdogs as there are buns?

Edited March 25, 2018 by jillar

[Sslip]

Cos some dogs just aint that sexy

 

what's the question on everyone's lips?

[jillar]

When's dinner

 

What is meant by having a shit eating grin?

[notsmokinjo]

Its what the puppy's have after they find the cat litter.

 

Why do all my dogs thing cat shit are chocolates?

[Sslip]

Cos your not letting them at the good stuff. Foxes shit.

 

Why is the butt sniffing quite such a big thing with dogs?

 

 

[jillar]

It's equivalent to our ass kissing

 

Why is a plate also a dish?

[JB 883]

There is a good reason -

You see, the plate was the first dish to exist. But then cups, bowls, spatulas etc came along.

By then they had invented the dish washer. However, they forgot what a plate was called and they figured out you could wash all kinds of eating things in this new machine.

They did not want to call it a plate/cup/bowl/spoon/spatula/fork/spoon/knife washer, so simply - Dish washer.

 

Something like that.

 

My son once saw a headline years ago on MSN - "Are we heading towards the next great depression?" He said it was about emo kids.

Is that true?

[notsmokinjo]

Nah Emo kids are just Goth wannabes.

 

When is it time?

[JB 883]

About when it is time for so long.

But we will take a hit off one last bong.

Thanks for doing your part, you smell like a fart.

You know with me and you, and little boy blue.

He needed the cash, to buy some more hash.

 

So -

When song titles have names that would cause confusion, do they do that for comedy?

Like the Taylor Swift song "Call it what you want". Would it go like this -

"You heard TS new song?" "Not sure, what is it called?" "Call it what you want"....

Similar problem with the Metal Church song "It's a secret".

 

Would this confusion and the cliche as hell jokes cause eruption in the space-time continuum?

 

[notsmokinjo]

Oh look a pretty butterfly.

 

Do you like tossed salad?

[despair not]

That kind of dressing puts me off of salad.

 

Why does my cat think his dish is empty when its still half full ?

 

[Sslip]

He isn't your cat, you are his human and quite frankly he's judging your catering skills and it's not good enough. Come the puss y revolution you will pay!

 

Are there limits?

Edited March 26, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

Isn't the sky the limit

 

I only have 2 hours left to eat... Should I crack open the buttered popcorn flavoured Pringles?

 

[Sslip]

Now this is the silliest thing I'm ever going to say. Go for it, as long as you stick to the serving size.

 

Has anyone ever eaten just one tic tac?

[notsmokinjo]

Is 1 Tictac the serving size?

 

[Sslip]

 I can't come up with any answer sillier than the truth here.

 

 

So yep if there are 200 servings in the box, I'm eating all 200 in one go!

 

Are Ferraro bigger cheats with their tic tacs than some sports teams we won't mention?

Edited March 26, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

:(... No, no one are bigger cheats than the penis cranium Aussie cricketers.... ?????

 

How come england haven't asked for the ashes back yet?

[Sslip]

You know that you don't actually have the ashes, don't you? They're kept here, mainly in a Bullseye/3-2-1, "Look what you could have won" type way.

 

Why does the sun have a hat on?

[jillar]

In most children's books the sun has a hat on. It's to keep them entertained

 

Should I be feeding my computer mouse cheese?

[Sslip]

You should call in rentokil to remedy the mice problem you have

 

What have I done to deserve this and for that matter what is this?

[jillar]

This is that and that's why you deserved this

 

Why is one of our feet called a foot even when it's not 12 inches?

[JB 883]

I think the first measure of a "foot" was equal to some random guy's foot.

 

But does that mean the inch was equal to the length of some inadequate guy's "anatomy"? Like the guys who try to date me?

[notsmokinjo]

Inches went out before I was born, aren't they just a relic of a bygone era?

 

Why should I give a dog a bone?