##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tink]

I will post the first silly/stupid question

 

Next poster answers with silly/sarcastic/stupid answer and then post next silly/stupid question :)

 

Example:

 

Q: why do rabbits hop

 

A: because they cannot swim

 

Q: why is the sky blue

 

A: because the pink pen ran out

 

Q: etc etc hope you get the idea :)

 

First question:

 

Why can't we touch our noses with our tongues?

[bakon]

finger is in the way

 

 

 

why does dog lick his balls?

[REZ]

Because he can't reach his butt

 

 

Why is bird poop white?

[Evelyn]

because they flat out pee and poop in 6 colors

 

Why do i smile on my profile pic ;)

[babs609]

because you have gas

 

 

why do raccoons have masks?

[Tink]

So the squirrels don't recognise them

 

Why is a baby kangaroo called a joey

[babs609]

because the name Joey is popular in the kangaroo village

 

 

why do we have tonsils?

[Nancy]

to keep our feet from itching

 

 

Why do people stand on their heads?

[Kendra]

tired feet

 

 

Why do small children have more energy at 10pm than the sun?

[Tink]

Because it's more fun to annoy moms

 

Why does hair grow on my knees but not on my elbows

[Runfree]

The toes only had so much hair to share.

 

Why is cauliflower bumpy?

[Runfree]

....oops

[Tink]

Because it was being driven down a dirt track

 

Why do straws have a hole at each end

[Nancy]

they just suck

 

 

Why do possums  commit suicide?

[Tink]

They didn't they was just pretending

 

Why does your hair always look and go perfect when you have just decided to go for a do over at the salon?

[Doreensfree]

It's scared the hairdresser is scissor happy.....

Why isn't aero chocolate half price....?....half of it is holes...

[REZ]

Holes cost money too now a days! 

 

How can I win $1,000,000.00?

[Doreensfree]

Don't worry...I'll write you a cheque....

 

Why does the guy who collects the trolley,s at Morrison's...stand behind me watching ,till its empty..

Then grabs it quick..

[Runfree]

Because the paint wasn't dry.

 

Why don't fingernails grow in colored like hair does?

[bakon]

too much time up your nose to be seen

 

 

why bigfoot posting shoes still?

[Runfree]

Cuz it's too soon for the Elf Boots

 

Why do teenagers lie?

[Petra]

Cuz Mom's need a reason to drink. :)

 

Why are sunsets so beautiful?

[MichelleDoesntSmoke]

Because an ugly sunset would be just wrong.

 

Why does Christmas come only once a year?

[Evelyn]

Because Santa's on the beach the rest of the year

 

 

WHY am i gassing my housemates?

[Doreensfree]

Maybe they like it..

Why do birds heads bob when they walk..