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Today I'm just wondering how much a professional hit man costs, and thinking of how awesome it would be to just disappear to some unknown tropical island where cute pygmy men served me fruity foo-foo drinks in coconuts, while fanning my hot self with those big feathery fan thingies and massaged my feet all day.

 

I'd have them feed me grapes too, but I hate grapes.

Unless they're fermented.

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Today I'm just wondering how much a professional hit man costs, and thinking of how awesome it would be to just disappear to some unknown tropical island where cute pygmy men served me fruity foo-foo drinks in coconuts, while fanning my hot self with those big feathery fan thingies and massaged my feet all day.

 

I'd have them feed me grapes too, but I hate grapes.

Unless they're fermented.

Wouldn't pygmy men be a bit short...I mean if we're dreaming don't we want them brutish, tall and strong? Off to google pygmy men in case I'm missing a trick though.....

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maybe they have hidden talents we don't know about.......to make up for their size.....you know.......

 

:)

Not even then, men need to look manly ...and tall. 

 

Is that a short joke?

I dunno, are you short lol, I didn't mean to infer they were your bro's :)  My point was the movie!! An I prefer the term vertically challenged rather than short ya know so I don't think it would be me starting that losing battle at a mighty 5ft 3.5" ;)

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I'm the same I'm only 5'3 so I'm not asking for a giant, most men are big than me anyway but they would still have to be taller. Anyhoo Cheri I will leave you to your little men, is Charlie and the Chocolate factory one of your favourite movie's by any chance

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Not even then, men need to look manly ...and tall. 

 

I dunno, are you short lol, I didn't mean to infer they were your bro's :)  My point was the movie!! An I prefer the term vertically challenged rather than short ya know so I don't think it would be me starting that losing battle at a mighty 5ft 3.5" ;)

 

Ha....anyone that puts a .5 on their height...yeah they are short and want to be taller.  Marti...you compensate well..no worries.

 

And no... compared to you...I am not short.

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Ha....anyone that puts a .5 on their height...yeah they are short and want to be taller.  Marti...you compensate well..no worries.

 

And no... compared to you...I am not short.

I'm 5' 10

 

:)

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4ft 11. And three quarters....the extra bits are so important...

I think you should round it up to 5 ft mammy :)

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I'm 1.63 cm what inch is the heck that??? LOL

IF we daydream I want two men waving palmleaves for cool air, and one hot lady :D :P

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How about a couple comfy lounge chairs, a couple good books, tall drinks, a tall enough guy and a decent surf to go play in once in a while.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes a 1/2" does matter.  B)

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