10 Reasons why FALL/Autumn Sucks

[Jenny]

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10 Reasons Why Fall Can Go Suck It!

Posted on October 15, 2014by Fearless McQueen

October is finally here and for some of us, its the most exciting time of the year, for others (like myself whose heart is BLACK *insert emo face*) dread seeing the leaves turn colors, grass dying, and the temperature drop below 95…at least here in Texas anyway. You may be asking yourself, “Gee Preston, I thought EVERYONE loved Fall. Why don’t you? You stupid or sum thin’?” Well…no, I like to think that I have the cure for cancer locked deep inside my brain, all I would need is for someone to pull that greatness out of me and donate 3 easy payments of $99.99. No big deal! Anywho, I have collected my top 10 reasons why Fall can go suck it…and if you don’t know what “it” is, feel free to use your imagination!

 

1. Girls + Brown Boots

Like whose idea was this? I’m convinced that every girl has this little microchip in their brain and it sends signals of what other girls are doing. Hoping to not fall victim to FOMO (fear of missing out) they purchase BROWN…not black…not white…BROWN riding boots and wear them everyday, everywhere, ALL THE TIME…What did we do to you?

 

 

2. Infinity Scarves

 

I love Pinterest…thats where I find all of my pictures…but please, NOT EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE AN INFINITY SCARF! Your neck can’t be THAT cold!

 

 

3. New F@#&ing Couples

 

I’ve been in a relationship for the past five years, so I get it…but NONE of you guys are concerned with being in a relationship until it becomes “cuddle” weather….#icant

 

 

4. Dark Makeup

 

Dark makeup is not just regulated to the Fall and Winter months…Dark makeup is cool and sexy as hell! You can wear it all year long…girls are like, “Its finally 79.9 degrees, time to bust out my dark, matte lip!” UGH.

 

 

5. Panera Bread and McAllisters

 

Why do girls say, “Its so cold outside, I could definitely go from a bowl of soup and a sandwich!” Why?! When there are ribs and sausage links to be cooked! Panera Bread makes most of their money on girls wanting to “eat light” while warming up! Why??!

 

 

6. Excessive Layering

 

Its not that cold! It just isn’t! I’m going to stick pins in my eyes if I see it this fall!!! You look homeless…there…I said it…happy?…Why do I always have to be the bad guy lol.

 

 

7. Excessive Layering….BUT NO LEATHER!

 

Leather is the ONLY badass thing about Fall but I hardly see people wear it! Lets be cool together you guys!!!

 

 

8. The Weather

 

Its either SUPER COLD or freaking 85 and Sunny! Pick a season mother nature! If I wore boots yesterday, I don’t want to have to BUST out my flip flops tomorrow makin my way downtown walking fast as I’m homebound!

 

 

9. Pumpkin Patches

 

Not every child loves pumpkin patches! Plus pumpkins taste disgusting!……Who am I kidding…I’ll be the first one to take my child to a pumpkin patch to grab some pictures…

 

 

10. PUMPKIN SPICE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

Pumpkin spice can go to the deepest part of hell and SUCK IT!!! Pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin spice cupcakes, pumpkin spice flavored thongs!!!….WHY GOD WHY!!!???? I don’t need anything butternut squash flavored or pumpkin spice scented…NOTHING…I don’t want it!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

I’m done with life….look for me next Spring because just I CANT with Winter either! lol

HAPPY FALL EVERYONE!!!

 

 

[babs609]

agree!! 

 

is it too soon for my spring countdown?  :)

[REZ]

#11 - Can't walk outside in the morning before work buck naked and watch the sunrise!

[BAT]

I need the freeze. Come on Winter!!  :)

[Runfree]

Every August I mutter the words, "I really do need to move".

[Frezflops]

yes plus it means winter and grey boring yucky is coming I like spring the most follwed by summer

[beacon]

I am soooooo thrilled that winter is coming!! woohoo! There is a hurricane out there heading toard south florida and all I can think of is 90 degree weather, 100% humidity without air conditioning. 

[queen greenlover]

I love the trees changing colors & with my cataracts gone I really am excited-winter wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have over $250 electric bills or at my job they would not have a contest to see which half of the building looks the the whitest from salt.

[Tink]

Cannot stand the smell of pumpkin spice anything and that's all you can smell in the fall in every store! Makes me queasy

 

I have enjoyed wearing my boots this week though, mine are blue :)

 

I'm hanging onto summer, back in the high 80's next week yahoo

 

Hanging up my spurs for another few weeks ;)

[Doreensfree]

#11 - Can't walk outside in the morning before work buck naked and watch the sunrise!

LOL....I'm guessing you have no neighbours facing you...you would be arrested here......

Besides it hasn't been that warm....

[bakon]

I like fall. Love summer, tolerate the other two seasons and wont say their names cause their too wet really, dirties the roads and cant ride.

[Petra]

pumpkin spice flavored thongs!!!….WHY GOD WHY!!!????

hahaha!!!