Newbie problems

[bakon]

Post a problem and in short order we will post advise to help you out. Oh wait, this whole section is for that....

 

Ok then let's limit it to easy or small problems. Leave the big ones to their own threads.....

 

And don't call us farts or old farts because we might advise you to put your head up your ass and look out your belly button for a different view of the problem....

 

Also don't be disappointed at our free advise even if it's short, smart assed, or too simplistic for your special problem

[bakon]

Number 1. Sent in by a Special Snowflake

 

I have large urges. Stronger than anyone ever. This is way tougher than anyone else's quit, ever.

 

It's so tough that it would make chuck Norris cry.

How do I get my extreme quit to work when all of you only had regular quits and couldn't possibly understand how hard it is?

[bakon]

Answer 1. Try NOPE.

 

It worked for Ava and bat

Babs and Nancy too

 

Even bad ass sgt used it

 

Although the above list is not as special as you, snowflake, the nope method seems to have a following

[BAT]

What did the Barber say? ..... NEXXXT !!!!

[cpk]

Post a problem and in short order we will post advise to help you out. Oh wait, this whole section is for that....

 

Ok then let's limit it to easy or small problems. Leave the big ones to their own threads.....

 

And don't call us farts or old farts because we might advise you to put your head up your ass and look out your belly button for a different view of the problem....

 

Also don't be disappointed at our free advise even if it's short, smart assed, or too simplistic for your special problem

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[bakon]

three letters posted shortest question ever.... ?

 

shortest answer ever is...... !

 

 

 

next- this so simple the sonic meathead can do it....

[Nicole Diver]

Here is a question:

What do I do with all the money that I save not buying cigarettes?

[bakon]

You can send it to me and I will waste it on beer and motorcycles

 

Nancy will use it on boat and beer

 

Bat just beer cuz internet porn is free

 

Frez needs some decent shoes

Beacon needs a decent pet

[Nancy]

You can send it to me and I will waste it on beer and motorcycles

 

Nancy will use it on boat and beer

 

Bat just beer cuz internet porn is free

 

Frez needs some decent shoes

Beacon needs a decent pet

I love it when a plan comes together!

[El Bandito]

Here is a question:

What do I do with all the money that I save not buying cigarettes?

Make sure you fritter it wisely on something fun and frivolous. 

[Ramona]

I paid for my first fillings in life.  That was awesome.