The Community....

[Nancy]

Sounds like Bakon's celebration is ready to go...HappY Birthday, Bakon, and we'll see you (maybe more of you than we bargained for)  at the DC!!

[jess]

Happy birthday Bakon! I hope you enjoy your day and any smells you sniff!

[Still winning]

Bottoms up darling!! 

[Sonic]

Can we get this on the menu

[Markus]

Constable El Bandito! 

 

It appears Bakon and REZ.have absconded with my secretary and took her to the D/C.

 

Also Bakon has been photographed swimming in the lake with her!

 

This is an outrage! For the record.

 

If it wasn't his birthday well, I don't know, I think I'll call Jimmy to sort this one out! .

 

 

 

 

 

[beacon]

Happy Birthday Bakon. Meow!

[Markus]

LOL!!  Mr. Mayor... ok, it's bakons bd and I have my onesie on ready for his party tonight...

 

gotta tell Mr. Mayor, run'n the pizza place and the bakery, I'm gonna need you to put in a good word for me with Rob to come by and give me a good workout between bake'n cookies and pizza pies (cuz I have to sample everything- don't cha know- this stuff don't taste good all on it's own if you don't taste every other batch..  )... yep.. gonna need a personal trainer fer sure!!! :rolleyes:  

 

Ms Sherry.  Don't know what you mean by "workout". But I will have my secretary contact him, as soon as bakon brings her back from his B-Day party. 

^_^

[Runfree]

Happy Birthday Bakon!  

[Tink]

Wow what a night! I'm glad I stayed sober and bore witness to all the shenanigans, most can't be put in writing but Doreen is indeed a little minx and its true what they say about what men wear under their kilts or not as the case maybe ;) nice greasy egg sandwiches anyone?

[Doreensfree]

On a serious note.....

Happy birthday Bakon....

How the hell do you stop this thing ? On second thoughts. It don't matter yahoooooo

[jimmy]

my    brothers 2 girls     keelan    and eva

[Doreensfree]

Lovely girls jimmy...

[Tink]

I agree, cute and they look mischievous Jimmy :)

[beacon]

Who is the Mayor? mq?

[Markus]

Who is the Mayor? mq?

 

I have been mayor appointed by babs. I need a City Manager.

 

Beacon is hereby appointed City Manager effective immediately.

 

Hours, work week duration and pay is whatever she wants.

 

Beacon, you can write your own job description (I am still thinking of mine).

 

 

Your Office (until we find a bigger one):

 

 

 

And this is your assistant

 

[Markus]

Bakon is the proprietor of up a toney new bar!

 

This is grand opening month. And, there is a kitchen with some outstanding food.

 

And charge it all to MQ, just mention his name when you order

 

Bakon will list a menu and hours of operation sometime.

 

Location is right next door to D/C's down in city center

 

 

 

[beacon]

Oh Good as city manager I get a big expense account and a car

[bakon]

I have drank in that bar several times

[Runfree]

I want to make it to Key West someday...eat pie, drink beer, listen to jimmy

[bakon]

Go during bike week in Daytona. Plenty of bikers but not the dirty kind

[beacon]

I went to bike week when I was younger. ;)

 

Going to key largo next weekend for a "board retreat."

[Markus]

Tracey

 

You are fired!  You have licked your last window in this town!

 

As Mayor of this proud city, it pleases me to no end to appoint you as the new mayor!

 

Here is your office. I just had it remodeled in the last couple of weeks. ;)

 

 

 

 

I am retiring and have already moved to my new business on the south end of town at the swamp, the Alligator Farm and Mini-Golf Course!

 

The mini-golf course is set up around the 40 acre property, so bring the kids and play a round with the gators...watch the water hazards :) Anyone that finishes gets a t-shirt!   

 

[Tink]

Good grief Marcus you appointed me mayor? That's like letting the inmates run the prison lol

 

Ok as new mayor I resurrect the old town sport of "the stocks" only wet sponges are permitted to be thrown at the accused!

 

;)

[Markus]

hehe the inmates are in charge Trace lol B)

 

btw I am looking for some help on my alligator farm, I need some people to feed the gators starting on Monday.

 

No experience necessary, no minimum age requirements, top pay in town, and free mini-golf!!

 

Come on out, make some easy and fast money in your spare time. Must be able to write your name to sign waiver!!