Signs

[bakon]

Walmart had big one. 99c flip flops. Large bin. I hold a pair up and yell "hey dear look" Wife says "I don't wear cheap shoes". Love her for washing the cooter

 

 

Also Dollar Store. "20 percent off". Why not just put 80 cent store?

[Petra]

lol  I need some new shoes. 

[bakon]

Speed limit sign laying in yard next to pole cracked in half and car into it. Ironic

[beacon]

How does washing the cooter relate to flipflops exactly

[bakon]

If you don't take the time to put on decent shoes, even sandals to go to store.... What does that say about your hygiene time....direct relationship

 

Flip flops are for beach or shower shoe at college or campground. Anywhere else men see it as a big sign that reads " my cooter is as dirty as my stinking toes sticking out of the front of these 99 cent shoes and I don't care who knows. I like it dirty"

[cpk]

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If you don't take the time to put on decent shoes, even sandals to go to store.... What does that say about your hygiene time....direct relationship

Flip flops are for beach or shower shoe at college or campground. Anywhere else men see it as a big sign that reads " my cooter is as dirty as my stinking toes sticking out of the front of these 99 cent shoes and I don't care who knows. I like it dirty"

Bakonistic philosophy. I wondered if these other women understood you so glad you took the time to explain your view on flip flops.    But, okay....here's another question about summer...why do grown men wear baseball caps turned around backwards like they are 8 years old??? :soldier_girl:

[bakon]

Ask sonic

[Sonic]

According to Deadspin:

 

After age 23 or so, it stops looking cool to rock a backwards hat. Unless …

 

* You just played a company softball game and you're swilling Miller Lites in the parking lot. You still look like Crash Davis if you do that.

 

* You're playing beach volleyball. Lemme just turn that hat around so I can whiff on this KILLER spike.

 

* Rally cap.

 

* You want to look like a BAWSE in front of your kids.

 

* You are playing quarterback in the tailgate lot.

 

* Grilling.

[babs609]

actually adding another reason...I'm not a grown man...but I was running the other day and it was windy and my hat kept blowing off so I had to turn it around

[bakon]

were your flip flops coming off while running?

[babs609]

I showered immediately after!  So there was no need to put on flip flops after all

[bakon]

I knew as an egg you took care of business.

[beacon]

I live Miami where flip flops are standard . Cooter rule still applies?

[bakon]

Sandals if you want to talk to people and not just the cat.

[Colleen]

If you don't take the time to put on decent shoes, even sandals to go to store.... What does that say about your hygiene time....direct relationship

 

Flip flops are for beach or shower shoe at college or campground. Anywhere else men see it as a big sign that reads " my cooter is as dirty as my stinking toes sticking out of the front of these 99 cent shoes and I don't care who knows. I like it dirty"

I will have you know I wore $5.99 flip flops to the gym last night and I seriously washed my feet before I went only b/c I had worn shoes with no socks yesterday.  I bypass the 99 cent bin, they wouldn't make it out of the store :)   It was a balmy 43 degrees yesterday...

[bakon]

Never mentioned washing cooter so you helped prove my point. Thank you for your assistance. Your such a nice ginger egg

[Colleen]

Never mentioned washing cooter so you helped prove my point. Thank you for your assistance. Your such a nice ginger egg

Never mentioned that b/c it is a non-issue.  Nice try though.

[beacon]

as a sign of cleanliness I think more about having clean nails and hair and teeth and smelling fresh as opposed to foot wear.

[bakon]

Non issue again doesn't mean the same as

rub a dub dub, washed my

Cooter in the tub

 

 

Fresh smelling is the goal

 

Again proving the flip flop/ cooter conundrum

[bakon]

And your forgot to stomp your feet and yell your not an egg.

[beacon]

When Napoleon was coming home from battle he urged his wife not to wash. Very famous

[El Bandito]

When Napoleon was coming home from battle he urged his wife not to wash. Very famous

Although he was a megalomaniac midget with a propensity to start land wars in Europe...

[bakon]

Now you can't give Europe away. Mexicans turned it down last"We don't need no stinking euros "

Canada is the last hope, aye

[Runfree]

Napoleon wouldn't let his wife wear heels.

[DCCXXVII]

If you don't take the time to put on decent shoes, even sandals to go to store.... What does that say about your hygiene time....direct relationship

 

Flip flops are for beach or shower shoe at college or campground. Anywhere else men see it as a big sign that reads " my cooter is as dirty as my stinking toes sticking out of the front of these 99 cent shoes and I don't care who knows. I like it dirty"