Death Travels in a Pack

[cpk]

Was out tending to horses today, and towards

evening looked up into the hills and saw a

BUNCH of coyotes.  A lone coyote isn't cause

for alarm, but a PACK of coyotes?...well, that

made me nervous. I could fend off one or

two. But these coyotes were staring me down

and inching down the hillside, and I lost

count of how many. The horses were watching

me, I was alone out there...and well, just

JEEPERS. They finally took off. And I

thought, "I need a plan...for next time."

I thought about how nope works...because

it's the best plan ever. Killer cigarettes

always travel in a pack.