Complete The Sentence

[Stewbum]

went to the party as a streaker.

 

Then when my wife showed up

[DenaliBlues]

… in a super hot Xena Warrior Princess costume, and everyone stopped looking at me anyway. But the very best part of the party was…

[jillar]

Watching Sandy's 97 year old mom doing that beer bong. And if that wasn't enough

[Stewbum]

she began break dancing holding the keg with one arm.

 

And just then the aliens came in dressed as flying poo Butt

[jillar]

They got chased out by the guys dressed as flies. 

Best party since

Edited October 30, 2023 by jillar

[DenaliBlues]

… @Doreensfree and @Reciprocity hosted their “Yuletide Yodeling” soirée last December. Things got out of hand when…

[jillar]

All the neighborhood dogs started howling along with them. 

This made the 

Edited October 31, 2023 by jillar

[Stewbum]

Aliens so scared they left the planet.

 

Now that Doreen realized her voice created the alien departure, she...

[jillar]

Got her voice insured for a million dollars.

 

Some of these commercials

[DenaliBlues]

…give you earworms that last for years. Like the one…

[jillar]

That's stuck in my head for Jardiance.

At least I think that's what an ear worm is and not

[DenaliBlues]

…an unfortunate medical condition.

 

To get rid of them you could try…

[jillar]

Holding a bird up to your ear and keeping your fingers crossed. 

So many times there has been

[DenaliBlues]

… a strange thumping noise from the basement. I wonder…

[jillar]

How long I've had a basement and why I haven't stumbled upon one in all these years. Maybe the thud is the mice when they're 

[DenaliBlues]

…practicing their judo moves. A troupe of killer mice would come in handy…

[jillar]

Said no one ever. But I guess there is one thing 

[DenaliBlues]

…that should not be an Olympic event. That’s…

[jillar]

Breaking unless they allow all forms of dance to compete in their categories. The sport I'd like to see is

[DenaliBlues]

… Haggis Hurling. But they’d need to prevent…

[jillar]

People from eating it while they're waiting for their turn.

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