Complete The Sentence

[jillar]

Took a bath

 

Every kitchen should 

[Mac#23]

Have someone who can actually cook.

 

I was watching TV when

[DenaliBlues]

… the emergency alert system came on. 
 

It warned viewers that a pack of marauding kangaroos…

[jillar]

Were jumping neighborhood fences in search of fruit.

 

My dog was so smart she

[DenaliBlues]

… set up a kangaroo-catching trap.

 

But instead of capturing kangaroos it…

[jillar]

she trapped herself in it somehow.

 

To make matters worse

[DenaliBlues]

…the kangaroos had fleas.

 

To get rid of them we had to…

[jillar]

Call the customer service number of Advantage to see if that would work on them or we could just

[darcy]

Shampoo the kangaroos.

That could lead to

[jillar]

A very mad kangaroo.

 

I guess we'll just have to

[Brioski]

Eat ice cream.

 

Oh damn, I wish I could’ve…

[jillar]

Eaten a whole gallon but then I would

[Brioski]

Shit my pants…and that would mean…

[jillar]

I'd have to somehow change my underwear without getting it all over my legs.

Just thinking about it

[DenaliBlues]

…has convinced me that it’s way better to go commando.

Except I worry that…

 

[jillar]

If I shit my pants without underwear there will be nothing to catch it in.

 

I'm going to have to ask you to

[DenaliBlues]

….put down the Cheese Whiz before someone gets hurt.

 

Regardless of the weather…

[jillar]

The dog has to go out to pee and poop

 

A couple years ago 

[DenaliBlues]

… I thought I needed a new hobby.

 

So I tried…

[Brioski]

Miniature room craft kits. Although I keep….

[jillar]

Getting frustrated by how hard it is to crochet a miniature scarf

 

Maybe a better hobby would be

[Brioski]

Building rubber band balls. Hey have you ever heard of..

[DenaliBlues]

… a home remedy for itchy elbows?  I ask because…

[jillar]

When your nose itches it means you're coming into money so itchy elbows must be something good.

 

I'm pretty sure that

[DenaliBlues]

… putting calamari on itches gives you relief. Or is it calamine that…