**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[notsmokinjo]

Well even though her logic was wrong our winner is....Linda

 

1. I so need a new phone, little it's of glass missing everywhere. I need a phone that bounces.

2. I never polish my boots...I had to polish the shoes every night as a kid...so now I just don't bother.

3. If see a mark on the kitchen bench I will scrub the whole bench top.

[Reciprocity]

6 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

3. If see a mark on the kitchen bench I will scrub the whole bench top.

[notsmokinjo]

It is a sickness...only applies to wet areas too....kitchen, bathroom, dunny....rest of the place can be a mess but those areas must look unlived in.

[Sazerac]

12 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well even though her logic was wrong our winner is....Linda

 

1. I so need a new phone, little it's of glass missing everywhere. I need a phone that bounces.

2. I never polish my boots...I had to polish the shoes every night as a kid...so now I just don't bother.

3. If see a mark on the kitchen bench I will scrub the whole bench top.

 

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

Oh meski....hmmmm

 

1. The screen in my mobile is so cracked there are holes where whole pieces of glass missing

2. I never polish my boots

3. I constantly clean the kitchen bench

 

 

 

where is the lie ?

 

[notsmokinjo]

We have a stupid stainless steel fridge at work and the boys deliberately cover it in fingerprints so every time I walk in there I have to clean it.

Oh ...oops.....I didn't lie...lol....

 

I think I my head I meant to say I polish my boots every night....I'm just too excited.

[Sazerac]

So there was no lie ?  lol

Edited August 1, 2019 by Sazerac

[jillar]

Good catch @Sazerac lol

Edited August 1, 2019 by jillar

[notsmokinjo]

I couldn't lie....it must have been the flashbacks to Sr Geraldine from the slang thread

 

Do I have to go again?

[Reciprocity]

If there was no lie then yes .... re-do  

[notsmokinjo]

Hmmmm......

 

At the time of writing....

 

1. I am on a train and some random man in my vacinity has bathed in cheap aftershave that has given me a headache and I am considering hunting him down so that if I spew I can aim at him.

2. I am on a train listing to two moron women graphically discus their sex lives and learning things I never even imagined being possible let alone enjoyable while the skeezy guy sitting next two them tries to hide his grown erection behind his newspaper.

3. I am sitting on the train listening to someone at the other end of the trains crappy music through the tiny speaker of their mobile wishing my headphones went loader or cancelled noise.

[Reciprocity]

I have no idea what the lie is but that #1 or #3 could have been me?

[Sazerac]

well, I guess # 2 could have been me ? and my smut sister @Doreensfree ?

I guess the guy with the newspaper could be @Boo , in that case, but, it could be Porcini or ?

Do we have a lie this time ?

I'll take what's behind door #2

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Yes there is a lie!

[jillar]

I'll say 3 is the lie 

[Jordan7]

I always feel bad for the last kid picked for the team, so I'll take #1 even though I imagine there are a few of those on every train. 

[Boo]

12 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

2. I am on a train listing to two moron women graphically discus their sex lives and learning things I never even imagined being possible let alone enjoyable while the skeezy guy sitting next two them tries to hide his grown erection behind his newspaper.

4 hours ago, Sazerac said:

well, I guess # 2 could have been me ? and my smut sister @Doreensfree ?

I guess the guy with the newspaper could be @Boo , in that case, but, it could be Porcini or ?

 

 

That's not true.

 

I never hide my erections.

[notsmokinjo]

And the winner is @Jordan7 .... Last night there was no annoying music on the train.

 

1. Sadly, very true...still have a residual ache.

2. True....and trapped in a 4seat so couldn't escape. 

3...lie...no annoying music last night, won't mean there isn't this morning or tonight.

[Sazerac]

 

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

1. Sadly, very true...still have a residual ache.

2. True....and trapped in a 4seat so couldn't escape. 

3...lie...no annoying music last night, won't mean there isn't this morning or tonight.

 

 

2 hours ago, Jordan7 said:

I always feel bad for the last kid picked for the team, so I'll take #1 even though I imagine there are a few of those on every train. 

 

I chose #2, lost but,  learned a juicy tidbit from @Boo

and

the winner is:

 

2 hours ago, jillar said:

I'll say 3 is the lie 

 

 

lol, I haven't been refereeing in Games since @bakon needed that 'help' in sticks & chicks.

[jillar]

I noticed too @Sazerac but was going to let it slide lol

[Jordan7]

It's you, Jillar, but I think we need to hear a little more about #2 also.  

[jillar]

So

 

1. I have a plumeria tree growing in my front flower garden

2. My husband has grown pot plants for the last three years even though he doesn't touch the stuff

3. I shot the owl that killed my bunny last night with my air soft gun

[Jordan7]

#3 has to be a lie because your bunny eloped. 

 

[Reciprocity]

2 hours ago, Boo said:

 

That's not true.

 

I never hide my erections.

[jillar]

No need prolonging it. Yes, @Jordan7 3 is the lie and I hope the newlyweds are enjoying their honeymoon. Thanks my friend, xoxo

[notsmokinjo]

2 is the lie, cos how can he grow them if he doesn't touch them.