**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[Wee fluffy me]

Oh right... who wears cowboy boots whilst relaxing...?? I think you do lie sir.... 

[Sslip]

Fluffy, choose 2.

[Wee fluffy me]

20 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Fluffy, choose 2.

 

Was my post invisable again....???

1 hour ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Oh right... who wears cowboy boots whilst relaxing...?? I think you do lie sir.... 

 

 

Was that not number 2 that I called out a lie... ??

[notsmokinjo]

Can I switch to two???????? 2 .... Fluffy, the cowboy boots were 3.... and they are true... unless they gumboots but still true.... pick the relaxing music... #2  cos we luv ya @Wee fluffy me

[WeegieWoman]

Can we nominate Jillar the Pillar for a name change, is that not a cracker

[Sslip]

We have a winner

 

And it was the last minute switch by Jo that has secured the win.

 

1. True, the trains are shocking. I'm currently stood on a train getting nowhere fast. 

2. Lie, I was fuming and cursing the bloody service. I'm currently relaxing listening to music. 

3. True, these boots I'm currently breaking in are made for walking. I'm currently breaking in new boots.

[notsmokinjo]

@WeegieWoman ... I like that.

 

@Sslip ... still need more boot info..... are they gumboots?????? cos they not really made for walking.... are they pointy tow cowboy boots????..... I have red suede boots... are your boots red????

 

OK ....

 

1. Back in the day I worked with a strip show doing the lighting and makeup.

2. Back in the day I worked for an electrical wholesaler and had 5 corporate national accounts.

3. Back in the day I worked bar on a river boat that specialised in hens nights.

Edited June 14, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Boots (modelled by someone who seemingly can't tie a pair of laces).

 

[Sslip]

2 must be the lie.

 

We know you are a dab hand with the makeup brushes and the bar on a riverboat specialising in hen nights is too specific to be made up.

 

Yep, I'm right, 2 is the lie. Do you need me to go again?

 

[notsmokinjo]

yes you clever person you.....

 

1.True:   I worked doing the stage lighting at a strip club and would help with make up if needed... preferred the fortnightly girls nights for the view but made more money running book on which patrons would be the issues with my co-workers.

2. Lie: 3 national accounts, a hotel change, a tv & radio station and a clothing chain.

3. True:  Would run the bar on a river cruise strip show / bucks party cruise. best fun of any job i've ever done... but scary if it gets outta hand cos there's nowhere to go.

[Wee fluffy me]

What am I... chopped liver....!!!

 

Just sayin.....

[notsmokinjo]

You my @Wee fluffy me are the best giver of Friday Hugs on the QT.... I am sorry i didn't wait for you to give the wrong answer and made you feel like chopped liver... cos you are way nicer than chopped liver.... I'm upsetting all the Britskis this week....

[Sslip]

Okay @Wee fluffy me, you should take first crack at this one. I realise I'm a fair bit older than you, but you may have heard of these.

 

1. As a kid I used to love watching Mr Benn

2. As a kid I used to love watching Mary, Mungo and Midge. 

3. As a kid I used to love watching Pipkins. 

[Wee fluffy me]

9 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

You my @Wee fluffy me are the best giver of Friday Hugs on the QT.... I am sorry i didn't wait for you to give the wrong answer and made you feel like chopped liver... cos you are way nicer than chopped liver.... I'm upsetting all the Britskis this week....

 My darling Jo I didn't give the wrong answer I gave the right one... he was not relaxing in his boots...

 

 

 

Slippy your sarcasm is shining through...

1 is the lie..  because you are trying to imply you are waaaaaaayyyy younger than you actually are.. tickets on yourself sir...??

 

[Sslip]

Ouch, hurtful fluffy. Mr Benn was a series that was completed before I hit the age of 4. 

[Wee fluffy me]

Ooppss my bad I read that as Mr Bean... I hated, i mean hated Mr Benn with vigour ...!!

 

Mary, Mungo(who is a saint by the way) and Midge (assuming it's not Ure or the wee biting buggers) I have never heard of  and as for Pipkins, see Mr Benn above...!!!!

 

Shall pass over to Jo...

Edited June 15, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

well I'll have to eenie, meenie, minie, moe it cos I aint even heard of nunna these.... an I youtubed them an all.... gotta say Mr Benn wins the theme music opening credits... Pipkins, even with it flea blown moth eaten scary arse rabbit would have been my favourite as a littleun... but I would have hated 1 & 2 with the condescending prick voice over, I hated being spoken down to when I was a kid and woulda just disengaged and caused some havoc around the house.... so I haven't checked dates... cos I'm going to trust sslip not to be sneaky... and I'm going with #2... even though #1 was the most patronising... however the boys sword fighting might have given it a bonus point.

 

I guess 2.

Fluffy guesses 1.

 

[Sslip]

Bollocks I'll work on the next one. I hated the flea bitten rabbit. It was creepy. 

[Wee fluffy me]

OMG.. you seriously liked Mr Benn.. ????

 

Gawd your taste was terrible as a child next you'll tell me you luved Bagpuss and the fluffin Clangers too 

[Sslip]

No Bagpuss, but I'm not having you slagging off the Clangers.

 

They never hurt nobody Fluffy!

[notsmokinjo]

woohoo... clangers I know what they are... an you only like em when their not your team doin' 'em...

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

^^^^ Even they Clangers are better than these Clangers (and I don't do football)

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

Can I just ask did they come from the same genius who bought us the teletubbies and the night garden?

[Sslip]

Long overdue, but here we go. 

 

1. I have just had two chicken curries for lunch

2. I have just had a lamb curry for lunch 

3. I've just had poppadom with my lunch

[Wee fluffy me]

Edited January 23, 2020 by Wee fluffy me