**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[Wee fluffy me]

I think 2 is the lie.... because do you know how many calories are in just one filled doughnut....?? No neither do I...

 

Carry on...

[Sslip]

3 is the lie

[notsmokinjo]

Well I'm going to ignore the fact the Fluffy answered 2.... (and seriously girl how much overtime are you getting paid, seeing as it is now Friday and you were posting after work on tuesday) and say that @WeegieWoman is the winner..... (if you have 10 garden knows with purple hats I want pics and names)

[Wee fluffy me]

Oh give me a break .. I'm allowed a guess too.. and I choked on a pineapple today whilst trying to be all healthy...!!!

 

And I've got a bloody ulcer at the tip of my tongue and I keep bobbing it off my teeth and making it worse by accident..!!!

 

** not bobbing... rubbing why would it change rubbing to bobbing...??

Edited May 17, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[WeegieWoman]

get some bonjela

 

[Sslip]

37 minutes ago, WeegieWoman said:

get some bonjela

 

This is what I love about this place, a friendly, caring community.

[Wee fluffy me]

Yeah thanks for the sympathy and support for me when that pineapple chunk attempted to murder me..

 

I had a near death experience with unicorns and the works...!!

 

Feeling the love peeps feeling the luv.... NOT..........

Edited May 17, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[WeegieWoman]

Wittt lol wat did i say wrong. I used to love that bonjela when i was a wean, liquoricey flava aint it 

[Wee fluffy me]

@WeegieWoman, nufink.. I thank you ery much for your kind reply about my sare tongue but the fact that you skipped my killer pineapple moment hurt ma feelins .. not to mention @Sslippy and @notsmokinjo have shown me no luv at all no flowers, no chocolates, no there, there you'll be okay hugs  that's just totally scunnered me Weegie scunnered a say

[WeegieWoman]

[Wee fluffy me]

Aaaaawwwwwwwww @WeegieWoman they are beautiful, even got me a cuddly toy, aaawww Weegie thank u... I'm feelin the luv am feelin the luv,  c'mere tay a gee yi a squeeze

[Sslip]

@Wee fluffy meI merely tried to very gently improve @WeegieWoman bedside manner, rather than the frankly direct "bonjela fluffy". When I have a near death experience (like man flu)  I'm hoping for "there, there brave soldier slippy".

 

I'm sorry unicorns tried to kill you. What was there chosen method, so me can prevent future unprovoked attacks? 

[Wee fluffy me]

For goodness sakes slippy why would you say such a thing..???(cross face with hands on hips (cos I can't seem to find the right smiley))   The unicorns weren't  trying to kill me, the pineapple chunk that stuck its self in my throat was.. The unicorns were taking me into the sparkly purple light.. !!!

[Sslip]

So the unicorns weren't trying to gore you to death to steal your pineapple? 

 

I guess your way makes more sense. 

 

@notsmokinjo how does the pineapple marketing board respond to this vicious unprovoked attack on fluffy. Had this pineapple gone rogue or is this the first in a long line of bad pineapples? 

[WeegieWoman]

Is jo not an advocate for men drinking pineapple juice, im not sure if its reciprocal for women

[WeegieWoman]

Whose fluffing turn is it

[Sslip]

@WeegieWoman I believe it has been your Weegieing responsibility for the last few hours now.

 

[WeegieWoman]

Are you having a giraffe? Howd i miss that 

[Sslip]

6 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well I'm going to ignore the fact the Fluffy answered 2.... (and seriously girl how much overtime are you getting paid, seeing as it is now Friday and you were posting after work on tuesday) and say that @WeegieWoman is the winner..... (if you have 10 garden knows with purple hats I want pics and names)

 

Maybe you chose to ignore it?

[WeegieWoman]

Come here, bye

 

1 i built a shed this week 

2 i haggle in charity shops

3 i dont iron 

[Sslip]

Please let 2 be the lie.

[notsmokinjo]

OH... 3 is the lie...

 

Regarding so called "rogue" pineapple attacks on Fluffy Scottish Lassies... I can confirm that rouge pineapples do not feature in Australia's plans for global domination... you just happened to cop one of the rare, pieces of pineapple from the sub species Ananas cunticus .... everyone knows not to eat those little suckers they are psycotic little monsters and are the ones that have a total lack or sweetness that sucks the moisture from your mouth.

[WeegieWoman]

Crap 1 is the lie, i go again

 

1 ive set up a blind date between two pals tonight

2 its my birthday today

3 im going out tonight with my pals 

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok Ive not got a clue , I'm just dishin out hugs.. !!

 

I'll say 1 is the lie..

 

Cos I'm sure somebody's bday is in May  it may be yours.Are you feeling lucky,??

 

Happy Birthday to you xx

[Sslip]

I'm going to say 2 is the lie.

 

Have a fun night out with your pals tonight, you regular little Miss Cilla Black.

 

And enjoy your birthday whenever it is in the next few weeks.

Edited May 18, 2018 by Sslip