**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[jillar]

1 is the lie!

[notsmokinjo]

3 is the lie.

[Sslip]

2 is the lie cupcake

[Wee fluffy me]

Geez I need to jump back to the other page to see what I put.. !!

 

Back in 2......

 

And the winner is............

 

1..True.. yep one of my co workers noticed where ever there is a red light I appear (Duh, that is my job) then started singing Roxanne whilst I done a cheeky wee dance at my red light?

 

2..True.. Remembering my hoovering of 2 cupcakes in one sitting another co-worker came up with cupcake as that was more me ( must be cos I'm sugar a wee bit of spice and all things nice, right..!!)

 

3.. False.. Fun Time Friday is next week and we get to wear our onesies/ jammies to work day..!!?

 

You got the floor @notsmokinjo

Edited May 5, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

Um.... hmmm... lets see....

 

This week I have yelled at the Kid for

 

1. Not doing her homework

2. Not eating her veggies

3. Being a nasty cow and ignoring me when I ask her a question.

[Wee fluffy me]

Oooww this is a hard one cos get it wrong and it looks like I'm judging you (by my standards)..!!

[Wee fluffy me]

Aaawww buger it...

 

Feel free to be offended but I think 

 

2 is the lie  you didn't yell at her for not eating her veggies, what kind of psycho yells at a wean for no eating their veggies..!!

 

P.S.

I just remembered I had a dream about me, you and slippy last night, it was good fun..hahaha

Edited May 5, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

17 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

P.S.

I just remembered I had a dream about me, you and slippy last night, it was good fun..hahaha

 

OMG were any of us wheelchair bound midgets???

 

Wait a second... what were we doing, the three of us, that was such fun??????

 

Oh and no issues with being judged... we all parent our own way and as long as our kids don't grow up to be mass murderers I figure we nailed it.

[Wee fluffy me]

OMG Jo (hand on heart) We were chair bound.. computer chairs that had all mod cons.. hahahah

[notsmokinjo]

(Confession - I've had dreams about people on here before but its never fun... they are a bit scary and freaky.)

[Wee fluffy me]

I was sandwiched between you two at one point.. ?

[notsmokinjo]

UM... please tell me we weren't naked!

[Wee fluffy me]

Oh my goodness don't make me see something like that.. too late...my eyes my eyes .....

 

I can definitely, positively say, I didn't look.. haha.. No i jest, we were all suitably clothed and all stuck in computer chairs...  

[Sslip]

3 is the lie (actually think 2 is, but fluffy has that one)

[notsmokinjo]

OK.. not sure when I will be back on so here as we have a winner and two people have had a bite of the cherry (musta been small bites, I never got that saying)....

 

1. True... on repeat burst over a 5 hour period.

2. False... I need to pick the battles here... and I've faced facts the she is a carnivore, if she eats a teaspoon of mash and 10 peas and 2 corn kernals and a slice of carrot and it takes less than an hour I'm happy... i just put double what i think she will eat without pitching a fit and hope she eats more than i expect.

3. True.... I actually had to walk away from her before I punched the little shite in the face .... omg she isn't even a teenager until next year I am soo screwed and not in the good way... in the very, very bad way...

 

So Fluffy ( @Wee fluffy me ) your up chickadee....

[Wee fluffy me]

Sorry for the delay... ......

 

Nah no really.....

 

Ok.......

1.. Today I had the purple paint out painting in the garden..

 

2..  Today I have been midgied (bitten by the ba******n midgies)..

 

3.. Today I cut my grass..

 

 

[Sslip]

1 is the lie, because there's no doubt the midges are biting (had that yesterday) and there is no doubt after you looked at your lawn today you decided to cut it.

[WeegieWoman]

3 is the lie

[notsmokinjo]

1 is the lie cos you didn't want the bodies of thousands of kamikaze forever in the paint when it dried. cos someone else took it

 

2 is the lie cos midges live at the beach in the sand not in Fluffy's garden.

Edited May 7, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

What's the fluffing answer oh fluffy one?

[notsmokinjo]

@Wee fluffy me  what he said ^^^^^ but with a please and thank you cos convicts get taught manners not like those arogane overlords

[Sslip]

But Fluffy knows I am forever grateful to her for being so awesome, but you're right it was remiss of me.

 

Please fluffy and thankyou fluffy very much.

[Wee fluffy me]

All this fluffiness has done 2 things 1st making me feel all warm and fluffy feeling the luvs peeps .. 2nd and more importantly all this fluffyness is tickling my nose and making me sneeze.. !!

 

Ok.. let's see..

 

1.. lie... I haven't got round to painting my new trellis yet..

 

2.. true.. the midgies the midgies am no gonna kid yees, the midgies are really the limit, with  teeth like pharanas they'll drive yi bananas if yi let them get under yer simmit..

 

3.. true.. but i was buckled with slippy.. lawn.. lawn... hahahaha lawn..  have a wee keek at it...

 

Oh and .. I luv the"fluffing".. I shall use that one slippy if you don't fluffing mind that is?

 

[WeegieWoman]

whose fluffing turn is it?

[Wee fluffy me]

Hahahahaha ooopppss sorry..

 

It's @Sslippy 's fluffing turn....

 

(Interesting fact...It changed fluffing to flirting,... just sayin...)

Edited May 9, 2018 by Wee fluffy me