**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[WeegieWoman]

Im with fluff and think two but ill go three. I can go black coffee but i know a lot cant 

[notsmokinjo]

oh yay... I get 1.  I have no idea what coffee mates is but guessing its powdered milk ,... total cak . (connie milk is always in my cupboard for when i have to make things but too sweet for coffee, i can have it in me billy tea when camping)... no, there will be no black coffee .. well actually there might be... rice milk, oat milk, almond milk and coconut milk have all been coffee fails... so far i am surviving on crunching coffee beans.

[Sslip]

 

1. Lie. It's alright, but not worth keeping in the cupboard.

2. True. Love evaporated milk with coffee. Also love evaporated milk with tinned pears. Basically love evaporated milk.

3. True. Can't drink as much coffee black, but can do it at a stretch.

 

@notsmokinjo you're up

[notsmokinjo]

ooooo aahhhh Glen McGrath....

 

1) I use condensed milk to make lolly cake.

2) I use condensed milk to make soggy sayo (snot blocks) vanilla slice

3) I use condesned milk to make chocolate death balls

 

 

[Sslip]

2 is the lie, cos 1 and 3 call for the use of condensed milk.

[Wee fluffy me]

No point me guessingthen is there..?? as slippy seems to know everything about said cakeballslice..?

 

 

 

 

[Sslip]

But it is how Jo makes it, no guarantees that she follows the recipes I've seen.

[notsmokinjo]

yes well Slippy's right isn't he Lord Knowitall.... how the frick you knew I used condensed milk in a recipe i made up(chocolate death balls) is beyond me....Lolly cake i stole from the kiwis.... and soggy sayo snot blocks uses thickened cream and instant pudding.

 

so 3 was the lie... I always have the ingredients for at least 2 of these on hand in case i need to take a late.

 

@Sslip  guess what Oh Great Google Master... your up

 

[Wee fluffy me]

C'mon @Sslippy... Time is money and a keep poppin in an hauven a wee keek but there's hee haw.....!!!

[Sslip]

@Wee fluffy me I was waiting for @notsmokinjo to post mine in the same way she did for you. Is that a service only the wee people get? 

[notsmokinjo]

You've been service by me before... tonight even I might add...sheesh I think my fizchick abilities are being abused here.... ok lets see.... hmmm:

 

1. I still haven't watch the brilliant movie V for Vendetta

2. I have seen the musical Beautiful

3. I watch Cars within the past month.

 

Happy now ya Lordship?

Edited April 16, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

We'll save those for another time, but you're really quite good at this @notsmokinjo.

 

So road trips with the family sslip. 

 

1. We've driven to Irvine in a day. 

2. We've done a round trip to Buxton in a day. 

3. We've driven to Carnon in a day. 

[notsmokinjo]

eeny, meenie, mineie moe.... I live in Straya how the fvck would i know.....

 

UM.... without google maps I'm sayin 3 is the lie.

[Wee fluffy me]

Wjat do you class as a day... 

 

1. Daylight hrs.....

2. 12 am to 12 pm

3. 7 am to 7pm ( that is just an example but you know what I mean... any 12 hrs)

 

I need clarification as we can do Ayrshire to Southampton in 9 hrs... with stoppages..

[notsmokinjo]

^^^ Do you go to watch my UK saint play footy fluffy???

[Sslip]

In a day meaning on a Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday or well you get the picture. 

Edited April 16, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

So 24 hours then... where you coming from...??

 

 

[Sslip]

Let's just go with yes, saves time 

[Wee fluffy me]

4 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

^^^ Do you go to watch my UK saint play footy fluffy???

 I luv Southampton, so many happy memories but sadly I've never seen your team, need to put that on my to do list ?

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok so I reckon 1 is the lie cos it doesnt take that long, even with 5 weans in car when ya need to stop for pee and puke breaks, in my humble opinion.. ?

[Sslip]

2 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Ok so I reckon 1 is the lie cos it doesnt take that long, even with 5 weans in car when ya need to stop for pee and puke breaks, in my humble opinion.. ?

Inside a day I should have said. I understand your confusion now. 

 

You want to change your mind? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Sugar.. I forgot the question now....!! 

 

Mmmm have you been lying to me mister..??

 

Ok then I'll change my guess .. 2 is the lie.. 

 

Why...?? cos you said so.....!!

 

 

Edited April 16, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[Sslip]

@Wee fluffy me you're right 1 was the porkie. You're turn.

[Wee fluffy me]

What.... I'm confused..

 

Explain yourself please....

 

Cos I think 2 was the lie but cos nobody picked it you said 1 So you wouldn't have to go again.. 

 

Mmmmmm... I smell a slippy rat.....

Edited April 16, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

slippy being slippery.... what a shock.. LOL