**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[Sslip]

3 because bacon, tomato and onion is a better combination, along with salad cream. 

[notsmokinjo]

Morning lady's.... And Slippy.

[WeegieWoman]

Aye morning peeps

[WeegieWoman]

whose shot is it

[notsmokinjo]

Jill asked a Q... We all answered but Jill isn't back yet to let us know who has the winner... Do we wait or do we go?

[Sslip]

If someone has a 2:1 waiting to go, we can use it and hand back in 3 hours when she is online.

[notsmokinjo]

Oh I do...any objections

[notsmokinjo]

1. I often tell the kid to "Shut up and Drink ya gin"

2. The kid told her teacher that her brother is awesome.

3. The kid told her teacher I give her Heroin for headaches and cramps.

[Sslip]

 

Okay 

 

1. I reckon could well be true. 

2. Hmm maybe. 

3. Definitely true kids get words mixed up with funny results. 

 

2 is the lie 

[notsmokinjo]

1.. Is true... Whenever we have snags we quote Oliver... She says, "These sausages are mouldy" then I say "Shut up an drink ya gin"... Probably should'nt have done it at the meet the teaches and parents BBQ at her new school.

3. Is true, we have a brand of paracetamol called Herron... Unless you are the Kid or my Dad who told the pain specialist he was controlling his pain with heroin also.

 

so...surprise frickin surprise..Sslip gets it...

2... Lie, she told her teacher her brother is useless and she thinks he will never get a job and when her dad dies she will have to look after him.

Edited March 21, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

What happened here? Weren't you meant to wait for Weegie or Fluffy to answer as well? 

[notsmokinjo]

Wot was the point? You got it right I would a only bin givin them false hope..

Edited March 21, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Right now, I will admit to being completely useless domestically, but which one of these shameful facts is actually a lie. 

 

1. I only learnt to iron shirts properly in the last year. 

2. I only learnt to operate our washing machine in the last year. 

3. I only learnt to make Yorkshire pudding from scratch in the last year. 

[WeegieWoman]

2 is the lie

[notsmokinjo]

I'll say 1... Suspect its 2 which is very very naughty of you... 3 is probably true cos you do the roasts.

[Sslip]

1 is the lie. Ironing is the one thing I do okay. 

 

3 shouldn't have taken me this long but the family love aunt Bessie's 

 

You nailed it Jo! 

[notsmokinjo]

Wot the is an Aunt Bessie's when she's at home?

 

1. I think we need to abandon this thread and start a new one called 1 truth, 2 lies.

2. I am watching a reply of the best afl grand final in my life, 1989 Geelong v hawthorn.

3. I am feeling tired.

[Wee fluffy me]

1.. hmmmm I was thinking the same thing.. 

 

2.. not got a clue what it is so I reckon it's true..

 

3.. lie cos you never tired 

[Sslip]

(Aunt Bessie's is a make of prepared stuff, mainly for roast dinners) 

 

2 cos I think the same thing about the first one, a single truth would be easier. 

 

[WeegieWoman]

ill go one then

[Sslip]

Well I'm guessing that Fluffy doesn't stand a chance, what with the radio silence.

[Wee fluffy me]

Hahaha.. thank gawd cos all I've got are eating ones again...!!

 

[jillar]

Good morning peeps  Jo guessed that 2 was the lie so everything worked out anyway

Edited March 21, 2018 by jillar

[Wee fluffy me]

Yeah but now we're waiting and waiting and waiting and I'll be sleepin  by time she wakes up.. haha..

Edited March 21, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[Wee fluffy me]

I knew it.. I knew it..  I will be sleeping by the to.e she wakes up.... No blue screen after 9 pm....!!