**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[Sslip]

1. I really don't like flying

2. When we fly I always let my wife take the window seat

3. When we went through duty free I still bought tobacco for my brother

 

 

3 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Only because you are an eager beaver  and seem to have a dossier on each one of us!!

 

it's called a memory, although not what it once was

 

Fluffy for heavens sake get in there first

Edited March 19, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

I'm politely waiting for fluffy to ho first... ?

[Wee fluffy me]

I don't know how to ho..  can you show me...

 

not that I'm stalking this thread or anything but.. ta da I'm here..

 

Down to business..

 

1.. Mmmmm nah...

 

2.. aye 

 

3.. aye..

 

1.. lie

Edited March 19, 2018 by Wee fluffy me
Bloody thing changed it back

[Sslip]

If you'll bear with me a bit, I just need to go and bleach whatever it is you might use bleach for.

[Wee fluffy me]

C'mon Jo, show me how to ho...

[notsmokinjo]

1 minute ago, Wee fluffy me said:

C'mon Jo, show me how to ho...

At least its better than Jo,

Show me his to blow..

 

 

OK... 2 lie... Cis the window seat is pointless.

 

 

[Sslip]

Okay ladies, back from bleaching my thing that needed bleaching. Where were we?

 

Ah yes.

 

1. Is true. I really dislike flying, the whole taking off, landing, just everything about it apart from the distance you can cover is crap.

2. Is true. My wife likes the view as we are coming in to or leaving a city, especially in the dark with the city lit up.

3. Is a lie. Although I did look at the price of the fags and they seemed a bargain. Totally f*ing idiotic. A bargain for something never to be used.

[notsmokinjo]

17 minutes ago, Sslip said:

If you'll bear with me a bit, I just need to go and bleach whatever it is you might use bleach for.

In Hollywood I hear they bleach ar5eholes... did you try that.

Edited March 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok right is it just me or does anybody else read these posts and start laughing and there is only you and the phone in the room...!!!!!

[Sslip]

Is it a bit sad when our lives have more laughter on a forum than in person. I like my silly friends and distractions here.

[notsmokinjo]

Wot about when you read them an laugh an ya on a chockas peak hour train?

[Sslip]

Okay and so to the next one

 

1. I'm not religious but I cross myself when I have to drive over level crossings (railway tracks)
2. I accidentally drove on the wrong side of the road after returning from france
3. I sometimes close my eyes when i drive through narrow gaps

 

Edited March 19, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

1 or 2..... 1 or 2.... Hey was the railway tracks for the benefit of the sepos????..... Um Eenie, meenie, miney,...mo... 2

[Wee fluffy me]

3.. gotta be 3...

 

 

[Sslip]

And the winner is Fluffy.

 

Seriously Jo, you think when precise driving is needed, the best approach is to firmly close your eyes?

 

and as for 1, I hate driving across railway tracks, you can never see what's coming in either direction, just trust the barrier works.

[notsmokinjo]

7 minutes ago, Sslip said:

 

Seriously Jo, you think when precise driving is needed, the best approach is to firmly close your eyes?

Hell yeah, if ya line it up properly it should be a case if bob's ya uncle, she'll be right mate.

[Wee fluffy me]

Right I might be stuck talking out the cats ar*e for the next 24 hours but at least I can still laugh....

 

1.. I have siouxie and the Banshee t-shirt

 

2.. I have a Bruce Springsteen t-shirt 

 

3.. I have a Simple Minds t-shirt 

 

 

EDIT

 

Just for clarity I do have more than 2 band  t-shirts...

 

 

Edited March 19, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[Sslip]

Just for clarification. Are you going to give us full disclosure at the end of this?????

[notsmokinjo]

3 is the lie, but only cos ya tossed it.

Edited March 19, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Wee fluffy me]

4 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Just for clarification. Are you going to give us full disclosure at the end of this?????

 

 

Put the dummy back in.. yes, yes, yes..

[Sslip]

Okay then here we go.

 

We know that the first present your hubby gave you was a Pink Floyd, Simple Minds or Siouxsie T-Shirt and you've recently stopped wearing it, but did you toss it out?

 

No mention of Bruce at all there.

 

So I reckon 2 is the lie.

[notsmokinjo]

6 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

 

 

Put the dummy back in.. yes, yes, yes..

Be nice he's got his period an we all know how irrational that makes him.

[Wee fluffy me]

Dddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 

1.. Siouxsie t.. true 

 

2.. Bruce t .. true 

 

3.. Simple t.. false .. hell I like them bit not enough to buy or wear a t... 

 

 

 

Over to you Jo...

 

P.s. you need to get some shut eye..x

 

Edited March 19, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

Sorry boys an girls was busy arguing car colours ....

 

 

Okey dikes..

 

1. I once had an entire train carriage in hysterics during peak hour with my antics.

2. I told my sister that my brothers surgery scar was from a shark bite and she believed it until she was in her 20s.

3. I once dressed as Mrs Claus and handed out lolly bags to the peak hour commuters on Christmas eve for a bet/dare.

[Sslip]

Come on Fluffy, I'll be a gentleman, but only for so long.