**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[Sslip]

1 hour ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Oooowww forgot it was my turn from last night.. hope I'm not stepping on your toes Jo if I take it just now..?

 

Sooooo going with the flow..

 

1.. My husband is English (shock, horror, gasp..)

 

2.. I have only seen Braveheart once.. (Freeeeeeedddddoooommmmmmm)

 

3.. We have a Saltire (That would be the flag of the country that doesn't exist, for those of you who haven't read back) on the licence plate of our car..

 

I need more information than than this.

 

So I can assess 1, can you upload a recording of him saying, "how absolutely ghastly old bean"?

Not sure I've come across 3, is that a regional flag of the UK?

 

Actually, never mind, I've come to a decision

 

1 is the lie

Edited March 17, 2018 by Sslip

[notsmokinjo]

Um pretty sure 1 is true shaney boy, wanna change ya guess

[Sslip]

27 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Um pretty sure 1 is true shaney boy, wanna change ya guess

 

Nope, it's either 2 is the lie like you said or 1 is the lie. Those japanese plates came off the moment the car arrived in Scotland and were replaced with number plates adorned with the Scottish Saltire.

[jillar]

Happy St Patricks day you guys, you've been busy this morning I see

[Wee fluffy me]

Sorry.. couldn't get on sooner... 

 

Drum roll..

 

DDDDDRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

1.. is the lie..  jings, crivans and help ma boab I could never marry a S..s....sassenach...!!

 

2.. true only made it half way through and couldnt stand Mel's butchering of the Scottish accent ....

 

3 Is true but it never had Japanese plates it came into Bristol and was registered down there.. but hell yeah got plates with Saltire on as soon as we could ... 

[WeegieWoman]

Awww fluffy i love braveheart i recommend recommend watching it steaming

[Wee fluffy me]

Does that drown out the bad accent.. honestly Weegie I just couldn't focus on what was happening.. hahaha

[notsmokinjo]

I so suck at this game

[Sslip]

18 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

I so suck at this game

 

And yet you tried to guide me away from the right answer

[Wee fluffy me]

23 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

I so suck at this game

 

Awwwww you need some fluffy magic.. you need Jillar to give you a middle name Jo 

[WeegieWoman]

What about a forename, are you Born Slippy?

[Sslip]

Okay on to nicknames

 

1. Sslipy comes from keeping corn snakes when I was a kid

2. My mum still calls me Seamus

3. Guy at work who had nicknames for everyone called me Bond as a play on my name

[jillar]

I suck at this game too jo

[notsmokinjo]

 

15 minutes ago, Sslip said:

 

And yet you tried to guide me away from the right answer

Ergo....

 

Edited March 17, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Check two posts up?

[WeegieWoman]

Im aroused by the questions help?

[notsmokinjo]

3 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Okay on to nicknames

 

1. Sslipy comes from keeping corn snakes when I was a kid

2. My mum still calls me Seamus

3. Guy at work who had nicknames for everyone called me Bond as a play on my name

I've had 5 he's sleep in the past 53 hours I can process this shlt, specially while I'm trying ta get whispers frickin movie....Aaargghhh... Ffs.. Um 1... Cos bond would need James to be part of ya name an Seamus is Irish for James but I thought you were Shane ... I can't fyvckjn do this shlt

Edited March 17, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Wee fluffy me]

2....  liar liar pants on fire if you talking about you're  first name..

 

Were you always sticking things together by accident ???

Edited March 17, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[WeegieWoman]

Is he talking out his arsehole?

[Sslip]

2 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

2....  liar liar pants on fire if you talking about you're  first name..

 

Were you always sticking things together by accident ???

 

How many guesses would you like in one go?

[jillar]

1 is the lie?

 

[notsmokinjo]

1 minute ago, jillar said:

1 is the lie?

 

^ I said 1 first but just fer shlts n giggles I'll say 3

[jillar]

Sorry, you can have 1

[notsmokinjo]

Nah I like 3 now...

 

 

14 minutes ago, Weegie said:

 

18 minutes ago, Weegie said:

Im aroused by the questions help?

 

  

Wot about those questions gotvys engine running? The snakes?

[Sslip]

Well if 1 is the lie you'll have to fight it out between you who doesn't have to come up with the 2 truths

 

so

 

1. Big fat lie. I had a dog, had a cat, but no pet snakes.

2. True. For some reason my mum has always nicknamed my Seamus.

3. True. My surname is close to Connery, so in his mind that was close enough.