**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[notsmokinjo]

We play cricket in the backyard at me dads, we even have a pitch :(

[Wee fluffy me]

Seriously...?? Really...??? 

 

We don't do cricket up here it's an English thing must be same for all the places they colonised we do fitbaw and curling 

 

[Sslip]

3 is right, I'm far too old for football .

 

Go Jo!

[Wee fluffy me]

Geez... why do i even bother....

 

I'll make my guess on Jo's the noo and get it over and done with.....

 

 

2....

[Sslip]

You need to get your answer in first ... you're nailed on to be right this time!

[Wee fluffy me]

JO..... JO..... YOU SNOOZIN.....????

[Wee fluffy me]

Whilst I'm here.. 

 

SSLIP... have you stole my sun same as you stole my mojo..??

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 12, 2018 by Wee fluffy me
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[Sslip]

No been peeing down here all day, think maybe Norway has your sunshine now.

 

While we're waiting for Jo to wake up from her solid 3 hours of sleep, a quick one before handing back the reins and we'll go with quit train based.

 

1. I try to post in another game in between postings in chicks or sticks

2. My favourite game is the answer a question with a song title

3. I've been waiting for 2 weeks to post a word in A-Z of Splendiferous words

Edited March 12, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

Clarification please.....

 

[Sslip]

17 minutes ago, Sslip said:

No been peeing down here all day, think maybe Norway has your sunshine now.

 

While we're waiting for Jo to wake up from her solid 3 hours of sleep, a quick one before handing back the reins and we'll go with quit train based.

 

1. I try to post in another game in between postings in chicks or sticks

2. My favourite game is the answer a question with a song title

3. I've been waiting for 2 weeks to post a word in A-Z of Splendiferous words

 

Quite right, there is a word beginning with B that I've been waiting for the A-Z to cycle round to.

[Wee fluffy me]

Ok 3 wad a red herring...so 2 is the lie...

[Sslip]

No 2 is the truth. Love that game!

[Wee fluffy me]

I'm overthinking this game now... and i have turned from sherlock to sh*tlock...

 

3.....

 

 

 

[Sslip]

Yay, fluffy'so back. It is indeed a lie. I've only been waiting for 1 week to use the B word. 

[Wee fluffy me]

Gawd sake... how in the name of the wee man was I ment to know that...????????????????????????????

[jillar]

2 hours ago, Sslip said:

Okay, trying to stretch out facts/lies a little bit now, cos i like this thread.

 

1. I remove my nipple bar when I go swimming

2. I remove my nipple bar when I play cricket

3. I remove my nipple bar when I play football

 

 

What the hell is a nipple bar?!

[despair not]

hmmm

 

[Wee fluffy me]

1.. I am dressed all in purple today so I could work in my wee purple patch..

 

2... I have put on 2 stone / 28lb since I quit but I am still within my weight guidelines....

 

3.. I have just been a wee bit sick in my mouth...

[Sslip]

The photo is why the concept of hall passes exist!

 

Anyhow deduction time

 

1. You + Purple = All is good with the world, so true.

2. I'm sure you said somewhere you'd put on that weight, but believe that means you're still good, so true.

3. I think this is a little fib, because I reckon its impossible to not have seen worse sights on the street over your 30+ years on the planet.

[jillar]

I am going to agree with Shane's answer but I too was a wee bit sick in my mouth at seeing that lol. 

[Wee fluffy me]

I swear down mister I'm gonna go all voodoo an your ar*e...

 

 

Yeah 3 was a lie.. not the worst I have seen but did make me queezy ... not something I expected to see on my turn on 2..1.. 

 

What I want to know is how did DN get a pic of you slippy..

 

Fight it out amongst yourselves  who's gonna have a go.. Whilst we wait for Jo..

[Sslip]

I can't help having moobs having put on a little weight since quitting. Not sure how DN got the photo, but reckon I may need to call the authorities.

 

I think we should defer to Jillar, if she wants a go?

[Wee fluffy me]

Yep..  c'mon Jillar .

 

I'm fed up hearing about slippy.. he's all me, me ,me..  you just know he hogs the bed and the duvet...!!

[jillar]

hmmm, ok

 

1. I have no tattoos because I don't believe in self inflicted pain

2. I have no children because I don't believe in self inflicted pain

3. I have a tongue piercing

[Wee fluffy me]

Bloody hell don't need to coax you then...

 

 

3

 

Not got time for reasons trying to catch a rabbit...

 

Edited March 12, 2018 by Wee fluffy me