**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[notsmokinjo]

OMG so you have more than one bunny?? Cos I know your a molly dooker so 1 isn't a lie.... it must be 3.

 

Wait a minute... your twin brother's name is Jack? and you are Jill?.... how much drugs did your mumma have during labour?

[notsmokinjo]

wait a second... severe fatigue (that's my story an I'm stickin to it).... 1 is the lie cos your a molly dooker!

 

 

[jillar]

Yep, you FINALLY got it right lol. And I really wish I knew what drugs my parents were on lol

[notsmokinjo]

1. I have preformed at half time during the footy grandfinal

2. I'm the eldest of 4

3. It is illegal for me to drive a manual car

[Sslip]

1

[notsmokinjo]

buh-baah.... nope... pre-game and half time at the '94 Granny.... even had to learn sign language too

[jillar]

I'm saying #3

[Sslip]

Jeez this is a tough one - you were at a grand final and st kilda weren't even playing!

[notsmokinjo]

I'm sayin Jillar is right... it is legal for me to drive a manual but because of my dodgy ankle on the clutch foot its just safer not to.... 

 

My Jillar theme song has changed because of this thread :(.... hmmm probably the only one who has theme songs that play in their head for certain people.... and backing tracks for certain activities.

 

Oh Slips... don't be nasty you do know my Saintas have only ever won one grandfinal and it wasn't even in my lifetime... the destroy my 21st... in the olden days they were so bad once a judge sentenced someone to remain in jail until St Kilda won a game and he was there over 3 years.... 

[Sslip]

They've appeared in grandfinals in your lifetime though haven't they?

[notsmokinjo]

yep... (pre-season don't count).... the day of my 21st... thrashed by the Crows, 2009 ... beaten by the Cats, 2010 (twice cos the first one was a draw).. 1st grand final day, draw with the Pies, so had to re-play it the next week and got our arses handed to us.... my dad will never forgive me because I made him barrack for the Pies 2 weeks in a row because during my alcohol fueled 18th birthdee speeches I promised him no tatts until the Saintas won a flag or he died. Needles to say I still have virgin skin. :(

[jillar]

What is your jillar theme song?!

 

Since I won the last one:

1. I've been in jail

2. I have grown marijuana plants

3. I've got a DUI

[notsmokinjo]

3 is the lie.

 

Well now its "Jack n Jill went up the hill.... " which sucks for you cos it used to be awesome.

[Sslip]

OMG this one is a doozie and just one lie?

Edited March 1, 2018 by Sslip

[jillar]

Jo's right, #3 is the lie! 

[notsmokinjo]

1. I've been in a coma

2. I am supposed to wear glasses but the puppy ate them

3. I have base jumped

[Sslip]

Hell these are getting tougher by the round

[jillar]

#3?

[notsmokinjo]

ding ding ding... gold star for you Jillar... Been in a coma twice, for different reasons... no white lights or tunnels for me though and the bloody shepherd pup eats everything, bikes, tin sheds, glasses....

[jillar]

Hey, I'm pretty good at this lol

 

1.  My birthday is in May

2. I have a Koi pond 

3. My cat chews all my wires

[notsmokinjo]

Its 2 or 3 .... I remeba someone mention a koi pond but I'm thinkin it weren't you so....2

[jillar]

Wrong, guess againnnnnn...

[notsmokinjo]

3.

[jillar]

Nope, guess againnnnnnn ... 

[notsmokinjo]

Your birthday is not in may... As it was all that was left you me dear av to go again