**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game

[notsmokinjo]

Yep 2 is a big fat lie, the kid was new born and slept in 20min occasional bursts and in and out of hospital so I didn't make a single event. :( was so sad.

[jillar]

I finally guessed one?! Ok so

 

1. I have only owned one brand new car in my life

2. I've bought two houses in my life

3. I was president of a dirt bike club

[Colleen]

2 is the lie

[notsmokinjo]

1 is the lie.

[Colleen]

3 is the lie

[jillar]

Colleen guessed it. 2 is the lie. I've only owned one house 

[Colleen]

1.  I have copd and asthma.

 

2. My Nana comes from Sheffield England and I spent several chilly summers there.

 

3. I love chocolate.

[jillar]

3 is the lie?

[notsmokinjo]

1 is the lie.   I hope

[Colleen]

True unless it involves peanut butter... 7

[Wee fluffy me]

11 hours ago, Sslip said:

Night, night

 

1. I have been to 6 countries with green in their national flag (Hungary, Italy, India, South Africa, Ireland and Wales) - * Accept Wales as a country, it's not designed to be a trick.

2. I have been to 5 countries with blue in the (France, Greece, USA, South Africa and Scotland) - * Accept Scotland as a country, it's not designed to be a trick.

3. I didn't get a passport until I was 30

 

"ACCEPT SCOTLAND AS A COUNTRY IT'S NOT DESIGNED TO BE A TRICK..."

 

NO.. JUST AN INSULT...!

 

WHAT THE F**K ....

 

Think you better explain yourself..

 

Well 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 17, 2018 by Wee fluffy me
Shocking spelling mistake..

[notsmokinjo]

^^^ best get a screen shot of this cos it ain't gunna be often I defend a pom.... But in Lord Slippy's defence I think "accept Scotland as a country" was put in for those not from commonwealth countries cos some of them just think Scotland is part of not-Great Britain...not a country in its own right.... slip was just telling em Scotland is a country an they should accept it like he does... At least that's how I read it. ?

[Wee fluffy me]

16 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

^^^ best get a screen shot of this cos it ain't gunna be often I defend a pom.... But in Lord Slippy's defence I think "accept Scotland as a country" was put in for those not from commonwealth countries cos some of them just think Scotland is part of not-Great Britain...not a country in its own right.... slip was just telling em Scotland is a country an they should accept it like he does... At least that's how I read it. ?

 

Haha, Yeah Jo I know.. get it all the time it goes

 

Oh you English...?  Nope I'm scottish..

 

Yeah but your from England right..?

 

NOPE I'm from SCOTLAND...

 

Yeah but Scotland is IN England...

 

Thats when they get a history lesson, whether they want it or not..

 

 

PS.. 

I am taking a screen shot in case I ever need to use it for bribery purposes....

 

Yer wee granny would be havin kittens if she knew..!!

 

[notsmokinjo]

3 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

 

Haha, Yeah Jo I know.. get it all the time it goes

 

Oh you English...?  Nope I'm scottish..

 

Yeah but your from England right..?

 

NOPE I'm from SCOTLAND...

 

Yeah but Scotland is IN England...

 

Thats when they get a history lesson, whether they want it or not..

 

 

PS.. 

I am taking a screen shot in case I ever need to use it for bribery purposes....

 

Yer wee granny would be havin kittens if she knew..!!

 

Well I'm fvcked now...a Scott with bribery material!

 

Grandma S would be turnin in her grave, good thing I visited last week to build up me brownie points.

[Sslip]

1 hour ago, Wee fluffy me said:

"ACCEPT SCOTLAND AS A COUNTRY IT'S NOT DESIGNED TO BE A TRICK..."

 

NO.. JUST AN INSULT...!

 

WHAT THE F**K ....

 

Think you better explain yourself..

 

Well

 

No screenshot required, happy to quote it myself (with the exception of the freaky watch looking fiend)!

 

Search the internet for how many countries in the world, and what they are, and you will find conspicuous by their absence Scotland, Wales, England and Northern Ireland. I was pointing out to the world, well quittrain at least, that I consider each a country and I'm not getting into stupid discussions about whether they are or not.

 

I wouldn't insult a Scot, some of my best friends are from Scotland. I'll say no more on the subject .

 

Actually, mouth unzipped for a moment longer, you do realize this was really your go at 2 truths so really your post. Take a look at yourself in the mirror young lady and consider whether you shouldn't keep the kind of waking hours that Jo does, so you don't have to put up with this crap .

 

^&£ £_)

Edited March 17, 2018 by Sslip

[WeegieWoman]

Are you on your period slippy

[Sslip]

Fluffy shouted at me and it's not fair!

[Wee fluffy me]

Now my quandary  is  do I reply or not... 

 

I Soooooo want to .. but I think it will just get me into more trouble..

 

 So can we hug it out slippy..

 

P.S..  some of my best friends are from Scotland too.. see we have a common bond..

[notsmokinjo]

Happy frickin st paddy's day to the lota yas... ?

[Sslip]

20 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Now my quandary  is  do I reply or not... 

 

I Soooooo want to .. but I think it will just get me into more trouble..

 

 

Now I am daring you

[WeegieWoman]

Brace yourself 

[notsmokinjo]

1 hour ago, Weegie said:

Are you on your period slippy

OMG can we make this like. "Wot you talking bout Willace?"... slippy has a catch phrase.

[Wee fluffy me]

Now it's taken me almost an hour to pick up slippy's toys and put them back in his pram and I don't want to have to pick them up again..!!

 

All I will say is  don't believe everything you read on Google now I'll go back to my wee p....... nope NOPE I won't say another word 

[Wee fluffy me]

Oooowww forgot it was my turn from last night.. hope I'm not stepping on your toes Jo if I take it just now..?

 

Sooooo going with the flow..

 

1.. My husband is English (shock, horror, gasp..)

 

2.. I have only seen Braveheart once.. (Freeeeeeedddddoooommmmmmm)

 

3.. We have a Saltire (That would be the flag of the country that doesn't exist, for those of you who haven't read back) on the licence plate of our car..

[notsmokinjo]

2 is the lie cos surely there's a law in Scotland that says ya have to watch it more than that.