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El Bandito Apprentice

El Bandito

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Fellow Quitters,

 

I come before you a shambling husk of a man in a skirt.

 

Today - the chicks (Jackals) turned on me in Gemzee's favourite thread. 

 

What started as a gentle exchange of lobs over the net (like Badminton on a Summer's day) gradually became Torture tennis. 

 

A succession of feisty females lined up, firing smashes across the net. At one point, Billie Jean King, Navratilova and both Williams sisters were firing all together.

 

Shot after shot hit home, spinning and twisting the skirted Bandit, his blood flying in all directions.

 

He staggered to another thread - Ask Devill Doll Anything - where Special Forces DD Williams - delivered the coup de grace. (Posts 62-67)

 

It was carnage.

 

 

.....

 

Then - this evening, the Sticks, led by Porky and "YoullneverbeattheIrish" and 'Woofwoof" pulled out another clean victory for the Sticks...

 

Too late for the Bandit...he is beyond saving...

 

but the streak continues...

 

 

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Still winning Newbie

Still winning

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Cheaters never prosper!

 

I am concerned, not at you, but at some - (Shhhh I don't even think they can count!)

 

Off to practice 1 - 20 with my 4 year old (Shhh, she does a better job)

 

Now let's talk about gloating.....

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El Bandito Apprentice

El Bandito

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Cheaters never prosper!

 

I am concerned, not at you, but at some - (Shhhh I don't even think they can count!)

 

Off to practice 1 - 20 with my 4 year old (Shhh, she does a better job)

 

Now let's talk about gloating.....

Ah! It carries on!

 

I'm not bloating - just overeating a little

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ChRiSpY Newbie

ChRiSpY

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Ladies...let's not be sore losers here ok.

 

Maybe we can play some other game that you are good at...so that you win...ya know?

 

I got one... let's see who can clean a bathroom and cook me a sandwich at the same time...GO!!!

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Colleen Newbie

Colleen

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Fellow Quitters,

 

I come before you a shambling husk of a man in a skirt.

 

Today - the chicks (Jackals) turned on me in Gemzee's favourite thread.

 

What started as a gentle exchange of lobs over the net (like Badminton on a Summer's day) gradually became Torture tennis.

 

A succession of feisty females lined up, firing smashes across the net. At one point, Billie Jean King, Navratilova and both Williams sisters were firing all together.

 

Shot after shot hit home, spinning and twisting the skirted Bandit, his blood flying in all directions.

 

He staggered to another thread - Ask Devill Doll Anything - where Special Forces DD Williams - delivered the coup de grace. (Posts 62-67)

 

It was carnage.

 

 

.....

 

Then - this evening, the Sticks, led by Porky and "YoullneverbeattheIrish" and 'Woofwoof" pulled out another clean victory for the Sticks...

 

Too late for the Bandit...he is beyond saving...

 

but the streak continues...

This just rich...sarcasm again.

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Still winning Newbie

Still winning

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Ladies...let's not be sore losers here ok.

 

Maybe we can play some other game that you are good at...so that you win...ya know?

 

I got one... let's see who can clean a bathroom and cook me a sandwich at the same time...GO!!!

I know I ain't gettin any but I'm guessing here...same boat buddy?  Bit stressy? Lol

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Colleen Newbie

Colleen

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Ladies...let's not be sore losers here ok.

 

Maybe we can play some other game that you are good at...so that you win...ya know?

 

I got one... let's see who can clean a bathroom and cook me a sandwich at the same time...GO!!!

I know you were trying to be funny here....but guess what? Not even close. Nice try though.

ChRiSpY Newbie

ChRiSpY

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I know you were trying to be funny here....but guess what? Not even close. Nice try though.

 

 

Nawwww...I made myself laugh on this one...that is good enough for me.

Jenny Newbie

Jenny

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Ladies...let's not be sore losers here ok.

 

Maybe we can play some other game that you are good at...so that you win...ya know?

 

I got one... let's see who can clean a bathroom and cook me a sandwich at the same time...GO!!!

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