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I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

 

Definitely time for a new keyboard.

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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

 

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I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him." They might as well just say, "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."

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Read this one earlier today and thought it was pretty funny:

 

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's never gonna give you Up.

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