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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?

 

 

 

 

 

 

i can clearly see your`re nuts!

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At a recent job interview:-

 

What would you consider to be your your main weaknesses and strenghts?

 

Well, my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.

 

And your strengths?

 

I'm Batman

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At a recent job interview:-

 

What would you consider to be your your main weaknesses and strenghts?

 

Well, my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.

 

And your strengths?

 

I'm Batman

Sorry this got me....hilerious....I've wet myself.....
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What do you call someone who spreads chickpeas and garlic over thier geniatals.....

 

 

A hummussexual......

 

LOL   :lol2:

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

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