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I kinda like.........."the short bus"   Or if your have a masculinity complex, you could always call it "the Crusher"   "Black Dahlia" "Black Widow" "Big Black Bitch"   Or is you are wanting s

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Black F-150 FX4 with Crew cab, 5.0 (cuz I like the v8) short bed with appearance package. All blacked out with black 20 inch rims. Looks like a Midnight or Phantom but not into the Evil thing. Rather be a "good" name.

 

Black Jack- dude name again

 

VIN ends in 007, but cant call it Bond cuz the English didn't build it.

Phew! A good sensible purchase.

 

A blacked out V8 truck with black 20 inch rims? All you need is a Harley and we can call it a midlife crisis....

 

Oh wait....

 

"Bitch Buggy"?

 

"BBBBB" Bakon's Big Black Brmm Brmm....

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Phew! A good sensible purchase.

 

A blacked out V8 truck with black 20 inch rims? All you need is a Harley and we can call it a midlife crisis....

 

Oh wait....

 

"Bitch Buggy"?

 

"BBBBB" Bakon's Big Black Brmm Brmm....

 

 

You crack me up !!!!

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oh oh, what about Glory?

 

I'd call it a goddess or god name but then I'm like that :)  I want a dog called thor.

 

I had a goldfish called fred once :)  I also had a rat called ratty, terrapins named terry and pin, dog called mutley, cats called tom and jerry.  So actually my newer suggestions are pretty good in comparison but possibly I'm not the help you need lol.

 

I had 2 birds, finches.  I named one "Cat" and the other "Food". 

 

And that's exactly what they ended up being.  :(

 

I also had a snake named "Thor"  He was cool too !!! I lost him once and he was gone for several months.  I looked everywhere for him.  And then I moved and he was nowhere to be found.  And then about a month into my new place, a friend of mine noticed something moving under the couch and wah lah !!!  There he was !!!  He had been in the couch the whole time. 

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ben looking up James Bond girls- Like Pu$$y Galore but think that's just another name for buritto. Nancy is one(she sneaks in bonds room), Domino and Mary Goodnight. Wife's middle name is Mary....

 

Harley makes a midlife crisis then mine is been on for 14 years. But I rather think of it as never growing up.

 

 

Snowflake- what are you islanders taking??? cuz your getting worse

 

Bandit seems male to me but good thought.

 

Glory is good, but probably better for red, white and blue truck, something to remind England who won the Revolutionary War- what do you call it over there? the time we lost to the big colony? or was that India?

 

Black Horse is in running..BBB was cool....Batman still there too.

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SJGR? no clue

 

short bus- true but everyone knows in special ed already

 

Fred- no men names

 

samba- an emotional attachment to machine is one sided, so you don't have to worry if it loves you back, whatever you make it, it is.  but there is a soul to some machines, it can be felt. in my world at least.

 

Daisy- good,

Magda- very bad girl from Africa I had to deal with a lot at work..Would be jinx, but google it and its form of Maiden

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ben looking up James Bond girls- Like Pu$$y Galore but think that's just another name for buritto. Nancy is one(she sneaks in bonds room), Domino and Mary Goodnight. Wife's middle name is Mary....

 

Harley makes a midlife crisis then mine is been on for 14 years. But I rather think of it as never growing up.

 

 

Snowflake- what are you islanders taking??? cuz your getting worse

 

Bandit seems male to me but good thought.

 

Glory is good, but probably better for red, white and blue truck, something to remind England who won the Revolutionary War- what do you call it over there? the time we lost to the big colony? or was that India?

 

Black Horse is in running..BBB was cool....Batman still there too.

Mid life crisis is the phrase boring people use for interesting people.

 

We lost to the big colony? Surely not. Not in our history books buster.

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Smokey.

 

Then, when I come to sort out your mid life crisis, you pick me up, speed and when the cop pulls us over you say;

 

'Sorry, Officer, riding along with Smokey and the Bandit, I lost sight of my speed"

 

we can then spend a few hours in a jail house.....

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since I am smokey I would just be chasing you. don't know if the effort would pay off in the reward there. even if the chase was only a few feet.  think I like chasing skirts without danglers, they can be big and hairy but the dangler part ....holding out for Scott when I turn

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Smokey Bakon...that has a ring to it...

 

Sex? Don't worry, I'm married.

 

Sex is strictly a solo gig now....

 

And I think she is putting Bromide in my tea. Only balls I play with have dimples and Titleist written on them....

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Smokey Bakon...that has a ring to it...

 

Sex? Don't worry, I'm married.

 

Sex is strictly a solo gig now....

 

And I think she is putting Bromide in my tea. Only balls I play with have dimples and Titleist written on them....

stop it  :lol:

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yep- know the unisex thing just fine.  Top names so far...

 

Daisy-not really

Boss (engine, stripe, nickname for mrs)

Batman (horse, techno, superhero)

Nancy (007 girl and egg)

Colleen (just because)

Mary Goodnight (007 girl that's blonde and wife is)

Big Black Bitch-

Domino- bond girl plus badass in another movie about bounty hunters

Brmmm Brmm- just so burrito has one listed

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